claudia's Journal: Yes, We Have No Bananas

I think the only thing better might be to sit upon a couch made up entirely of swag mousepads (yes, it's been done) or, um, single-malt whiskey empties.

Great if you get peckish a lot...

[MonTemplar]

...but I'd be careful about lighting a match in there. :)

Chiquita

[sulli]

I'm Chiquita banana and I've come to say
Bananas have to ripen in a certain way
When they are fleck'd with brown and have a golden hue
Bananas taste the best and are best for you

You can put them in a salad
You can put them in a pie-aye
Any way you want to eat them
It's impossible to beat them

But, bananas like the climate of the very, very tropical equator
So you should never put bananas in the refrigerator!

Sweden

[Profane Motherfucker]

It makes sense to see this in the country responsible for the red tide of Ikea sweeping across the US. This is sort of an idealized ultra chic Ikea.