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Journal piotru's Journal: PC Dictionary

Doubleplusgood! Dictionary

The Ministry of Truth doesn't exist of course and so far it's only ridicule awaiting those, who dare to disagree.

Idiot --> "Different"
German --> "Nazi" (For industrial-scale genocides only; for science and arts, still German)
Muscovite, later Soviet --> "Russian"
White --> "Caucasian"
Black --> "African"
Fat --> "Obese"
Critical of Israel --> "Antisemitic"
Invaders --> "Liberators" (As of Red Army in East Europe or US Army in Iraq)
Constitution --> "Reforming Treaty" (The founding act of European Reich)
Tradition --> "Backwardness"
Harm --> "Progress"
Exterminating Arabs --> "Peacemaking"
Zionist terrorism --> (no such term)
Fighting against Zionist terrorists --> "Terrorism"

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