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The man with a whole lot of water in his head

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  • "What's the best cure for water on the brain?"

    "I don't know. What is the best cure for water on the brain?"

    "A tap on the head."

    "`A tap on the head.' Yes, I see! In this instance the word tap has a double meaning, as in to strike something and as a device for controlling the release of fluid from a tank or pipe. The fluid referred to is water, therefore, `tap on the head' has two ambivalent meanings, one pertaining to the striking of the cranium...."
  • couldn't figure out how he got by - then saw that he was a government employee and it made sense how he got by in this shape for so long.

Love may laugh at locksmiths, but he has a profound respect for money bags. -- Sidney Paternoster, "The Folly of the Wise"

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