Journal brlancer's Journal: Asychronous error messages suck.
I've spent a few minutes trying to debug this script I wrote. It was working but then would throw an error about failed concatenation--the error was coming up in the middle of a segment that should have worked fine. For that matter, the error was being through by a part of a script that didn't run until later.
Fuck. Stderr is running faster than Stdout.
Did I tell you to buffer Stdout? NO. Now get in the kitchen and sprintf("%s", $pumkinpie).