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Bacon. Can you imagine having to go through life never being allowed to eat bacon? That's just inhuman! No wonder they become terrorists, being deprived of one of the best foods God put on earth!

*shudder*

Now I just feel sorry for them :-p

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  • And Jewish terrorists are?

    Watching Babylon 5 last night and it was the episode where Marcus orders some bacon and eggs from earth for Susan. Susan is Jewish, but as far as it is implied she eats the bacon and eggs. Perhaps the script writers are the same artists that put udders on the male cows.
    • And Jewish terrorists are?

      Mainly extinct, because the Romans were MUCH more efficient at dealing with insurgents than we are (they killed 50 for every centurion lost). A few survived; they've been in power in Israel from time to time (they support madness like settling occupied and distputed territories, using arms to kick arabs out of their homes that they've been in for 75-100 years to support the "right of return", etc) and they're known as Zionists. They had their biggest membership drive in the 180
      • Millions of jews were pushed out of ancestral homes in arab countries - it went both ways. Some of them had lived there for 2000 years, and then *poof* gone. Forced out with no compensation and no hope of a return.

        Everything that has gone on in the middle east for the past, oh, 4000 or 5000 years, has been a colossal mess. Our best strategy would be to ignore it, but we need to develop some alternatives to oil. Not just for fuel, oil is used in a zillion different things today, perhaps most notably is p
        • Millions of jews were pushed out of ancestral homes in arab countries - it went both ways. Some of them had lived there for 2000 years, and then *poof* gone. Forced out with no compensation and no hope of a return.

          I never said that it didn't go both ways- the Koran pretty much gives Jews a choice- live in terror and pay the tax for People of the Book, or leave the country. My point was that it was actually both ways- far too many Christian Zionists here in America think "Israel is always good, Arab natio
      • "Mainly extinct, because the Romans were MUCH more efficient at dealing with insurgents than we are [...]"

        You should keep in mind, though, that the Romans' aggressive strategy didn't work out so well for them in the long run: the Empire is extinct, whilst the Zionists are still kicking.

        There is probably a lesson to be learned there.
        • How much pork did the Romans eat?
        • You should keep in mind, though, that the Romans' aggressive strategy didn't work out so well for them in the long run: the Empire is extinct, whilst the Zionists are still kicking.

          Well, what really didn't work for the Romans is something that isn't working for Bush as well- too much land, not enough army. But there was 400 years in there where the Zionists that did survive were nothing more than slaves, and about 1700 years in there where the environmental damage the Romans did to Israel kept human h
  • Although let's not call it terrorism, or we'll be saying that Israel - being a Jewish state and therefore presumably frowning upon pork products - is a state sponsor of terrorism. Couldn't have that.

    No, let's call it a sort of belligerent grumpiness. And I gotta say, the evidence is pretty strong. I mean, look at US foreign policy. It's been pretty much downhill since the Marshal Plan, right? Well, you know what else has been on the decline since then? You got it: per-capita pork consumption in the US.

    And I

  • Meanwhile, the country that started two world wars, invades its neighboring country to the west for a hobby and was directly responsible for the industrialized murder of around 10 million people, is also among the world's highest per-capita consumers of pork, [usda.gov] but as the chart clearly shows, consumption is going down significantly in recent years, explaining Germany's more pacifist bent in the postwar era.

    So pork consumption clearly turns you into warmongering fascists. QED.

    Beef! It's what's for dinner.

    • Sorry, but you asked for it:

      Man: You sit here, dear.

      Wife: All right.

      Man: Morning!

      Waitress: Morning!

      Man: Well, what've you got?

      Waitress: Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam;

      Vikings: Spam spam spam spam...

      Waitress: ...spam spam spam egg and spam; spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam sp
    • So what you're saying is that the time is ripe for the Danes to rise again and unleash their Vikings on an unsuspecting world?

      Sweet. I hope they bring more legos.

  • Can you imagine having to go through life never being allowed to eat bacon? That's just inhuman!

    No kidding. It's Divine.

    Like a broken watch, even a false god turns out to be right sometimes.

    For those who would feel deprived, I hear that there is imitation bacon that is crispy and tastes like the real thing.

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