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blinder: do you want some grape juice?

dragon: no

blinder: i was kidding. I meant, "you hate grape juice. You're tired of it. You're so sick of grape juice that you could just KICK THE NEIGHBOURS!"

dragon: ???
(bursts out laughing)


"jaws" is now called, "show me the way to go home," because the song got stuck in my head and now whenever "jaws" is on television, blinder starts singing the song.


Sometimes with "show me the way to run away, i tickled the dragon and i'm gonna be slain, show me the way to run away" as the lyrics.


dragons do a mean shark impression. Not a very good one, but certainly a mean one. Kicking people and everything.


dragon: i want to go to the movies

blinder: is anything playing?

dragon: no.

blinder: really?

dragon: Nothing is playing, we'll stare at empty screens.

blinder: i meant, anything good.

dragon: No. Nothing good is playing. I don't care. We haven't been to the movies in awhile.

blinder: all right, we'll go to the movies.

dragon: is anything playing?


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  • Does your apartment have a built-in laugh track and only three walls with a lot of people where the fourth wall should be who seem to have nothing better to do than watch you all day and a couple guys pointing big boxes at you?

    And do I ramble too much?



  • Hmmm... I have a pair of free tickets that one of the big big bosses here gave me for Christmas... we really should use them. I'll be sure to bring a big bottle of grape juice :-)

If I have seen farther than others, it is because I was standing on the shoulders of giants. -- Isaac Newton