ellem's Journal: Saturday Morn @ The Moran's

Lynda: Want tea?
Me: Yeah. *strum strum strum*
Lynda: Sugar?
Me: No.
Lynda: So two sugars?
Me: No sugar.
Lynda: Sugar?
Me: No, no sugar.
Lynda: I'll put sugar in.
Me: *strumstrumstrumstrum*
Lynda: Don't you play "I Used To Love Her" menacingly at me mister!
Me: I hate sugar.

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An alternative plan... Tell her, "You're the only sweetness I need, Sugar." Then, while she's gagging, you can quickly hide the sugar;-)