btlzu2's Journal: my star wars analogy!

i just realized something. in my new job, i'm like luke skywalker in The Empire Strikes Back. You know, more confident, more competent, less whiny. Almost a Jedi, but not quite there--the force is starting to run through me. revmike is like the emperor--manipulating this current customer (Vader) to sway me to the dark side.

When I started out at the new job, i was scared shitless. i didn't really whine though--not the whiny type. now, though, i wear a brown robe with a hood to the office and wave my hands at people to do my bidding and make them stop being FUCKING STUPID.

i only hope before the end of this project for this one company that Darth Vader doesn't take my hand off. :)

This is too complicated

[ellem]

are you going to bang Natalie Portman or Carrie Fisher?

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[btlzu2]

*ewwww* Carrie Fisher is my sister and Natalie Portman is my mom.

yer sick!!!

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[ellem]

mmmm I smell a plot that starts with baum baum chicka chicka baum baum.

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[Red_Foreman]

... and several Twi'lek dancers, dumbass.

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[Talinom]

mmmm I smell a plot that starts with baum baum chicka chicka baum baum.

Soundtrack by John Williams. Music by "The Artist Formerly Known as Prince."

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[iminplaya]

If you check these [tv.com] out [celebsmedia.ru], you might find that the Twilight Zone theme may be more appropriate.

You may have the Jedi Mind trick...

[TechnoLust]

but I have the hypno toad [kakarate.com]! (Yes, this is actually drawn on the whiteboard beside my desk.)