HokieSeas's Journal: Bathroom humor....

So I spent the New Years weekend out of town with friends. Friday night we went to a Richmond Renegades hockey game.

At the start of the second intermission, myself, and two of my friends (T and D for this story) head out to use the restroom and get some beer. We get there as the crowd gets in, T gets a urinal as soon as he walks in. D is standing behind him harassing him a bit, saying he has stage fright, can't pee in public, etc.

The urinal to T's left opens up and D steps up, continuing to harass T while he is using the urinal. T looks to D and goes "hey, nice penis", but D keeps talking and ruins the joke. T, being a little buzzed, goes "D, shuttup, youre ruining my joke" when D suddenly goes "hey, do Hokie!". A urinal opens up and I take my spot. T chuckles at the idea, turns to his right, looks down and goes, "Hey, nice penis".

I respond properly. "Hey T, I'm down here" being about three urinals to T's right. T looks up at some random guy and goes, "uhm, you're not Hokie" and everyone in the bathroom starts laughing.