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Journal tuxette's Journal: 'Twas the Night Before Christmas... (fill in the blanks) 2

(for celebrants and non-Christmas celebrants alike. Be creative!)

1) A huge box arrives on your doorstep with lots of stickers that say Live Transport all over it. It's big enough to have a person in there! You open it right away to find ________.

2) It's Christmas Eve. You and your special person are cuddled up together to watch _______ on the TV. You're both feeling a little tipsy. Your partner leans over and whispers "You are so hot," to you, but in your drunken state, you think you've heard "________."

3) It's Christmas morning. You wake up and slip on a pair of ________s. Your surprise-package partner has fixed _______ for Christmas breakfast. Overjoyed, but dreadfully hung-over, you immediately ________.

4) You've planned a huge Christmas gathering for Christmas night. On your guest list, you've invited _____, ___, ____ (etc.) but, it's just your luck, _______ shows up instead.

5) The day after Christmas, you find _______ has passed out in the eggnog and _____ is alseep under the tree with a couple of Santa's little helpers.

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'Twas the Night Before Christmas... (fill in the blanks)

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  • 1) A huge box arrives on your doorstep with lots of stickers that say Live Transport all over it. It's big enough to have a person in there! You open it right away to find Linda Carter (who you'd asked for when you were 16 and 'Wonder Woman' was on TV (shipping delays)).

    2) It's Christmas Eve. You and your special person are cuddled up together to watch "A Christmas Story" on the TV. You're both feeling a little tipsy. Your partner leans over and whispers "You are so hot," to you, but in your drunken stat

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    2) It's Christmas Eve. You and your special person are cuddled up together to watch whatever she says to watch on the TV. You're both feeling a little tipsy. Your partner leans over and whispers "You

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