jon503's Journal: roughly one month since I've last...

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thought of the day: if I were to write in this every day then this would make more sense. The reason I don't do thought of the month is because month takes longer to type than day does.

So here I am rubbing my stomach ache with one hand, and rubbing my head because I'm not coordinated to pat it.

Here are some ways I've found to entertain myself when I'm bored and there's nothing better to do, that hopefuly you can enjoy sometime as well, because everyone already knows the DICKFORE joke, and that damned pee pee in your coke joke..

1. Read this out loud "which wrist watch is a swiss wrist watch". Now go ask someone to repeat it to you, and listen to them mess up, or sound like english is their second - fifth language.
2. Come up with famous or movie quotes that are funnier when you substitute the word pants in for one of the words. For example, "if I know Han, he'll have those pants down in no time". Or "Pants of unusual size".
3. Pretend that you're talking in your sleep, and quitly mumble jibberish, but clearly mix in people's names around you who you don't like.. and when they come close to you to try to hear what you're saying, open your eyes just enough to see where they are but make sure they look closed, aim, and shoot them wide open.
4. Use the patheticness of the last one as motivation to find something better to do, although that would probably freak someone out.
5. talk to people and slightly cross your eyes.. then notice how hard it is for people to look at your face when you're like that. This is useful to do away with drawn out explainations from people you don't know.
6. send an IM to j0nplaya, and have a meaningless conversation.
7. stop reading this random shit and do something.
8. it's clear I'm getting lazy and clearly must be constantly bored, since my list is so terrible.
9. Sulfuric acid + Visine container.
10. Create your own list of things like this and realize how stupid it is!

that was really just a waste of time... for both of us.. but I've waisted my time so I thought I'd bring you down with me.

This is exactly why I don't really write in the journal anymore.. lack of creative energy, and nothing significant is happening in my life.

what would happen if I got a bike pump with a needle, and starting pumping air into my pee-hole?
The answer is no, it woudln't.