Journal Iamthefallen's Journal: DBA JOTD 11
Drill Sergeant: Holy God! Private Pyle! What is this in your table definition?
Private Pyle: Sir, it is a varchar(8000) field, Sir!
Drill Sergeant: And are you allowed to have varchar(8000) fields in your table definitions, Private Pyle?
Private Pyle: Sir, no Sir!
Drill Sergeant: Why is that Private Pyle?
Private Pyle: Sir, because my tables are too wide, Sir!
Drill Sergeant: Because your tables are disgusting fatbodies!
more is more (Score:2)
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Real DBAs use an XML block stored in the single ntext field in the table for everything, and like it.
Like so:
mmmm, enterprisey!
How is the new computer? (Score:2)
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In retrospect, I think that if I'd realized just how little time I'd have to spend on it, I would've bought a pre-built machine.
But I'm hoping that I can soon download the BF2142 demo and give it a spin.
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Gump (Score:2)
But I don't understayand wut that has to do with shrimp. I'll have to go ask Jennay.
Yet more... (Score:2)
Private Pyle: Sir no Sir! I just....
Drill Sergeant: Private Pyle! Bull$#!^! I think you got cheated! Where you from anyway?
etc...etc....etc...
ThedailyWTF rox0rs (Score:1)
Yes that quote was hilarious.
Oh, and yes, they DO teach us better than that at school. But it sounds like the idiot who did that is one of those types who refuses to try and see things from multiple points of view, and thus didn't learn anything in school (regurgitated information as taught in class, but didn't think it was worth anything cuz "He's always right, profs are always wrong." and thus did not retain it).
A degree doesn't certify that someone isn't an a
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There is "worrying about every last aspect of the table" and then there is "Why should I use types? EVERYING IS A CHAR!!! WOOHOO!!!"
At least some minimal attempt at proper typing should be automatic... no thought required.