Pervertus's Journal: My ass is functional again!

I know I mentioned it a couple of JEs ago, but I'm so proud of my ass for not hurting while pooping that I want to write a dedicated JE for that.

So, in order to celebrate this marvellous event, I'm going to:
Allow a girl to sodomize me!
That's right!

Girls, sends me your pictures, and one of you will be allowed to penetrate me in the ass. But only if you allow me to touch your boobs.

Yay for properly functioning colons!

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And yay for properly functioning stomachs! I gave up soft drinks (<Vader>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!</Vader>), but at least I don't get acid reflux anymore!

BUT I STILL CAN'T GET ANY SLEEP!!! FUCKING ANXIETY!!!

AND I CAN'T STOP SCREAMING!!! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, SOMEBODY HIT CAPS LOCK!!! OR ME!!!

(The moral of the story: "Kids, don't do Coke. Too much.")

Re:Yay for properly functioning colons!

[Pervertus]

Glad about your tummy!
Maybe I should give up soft drinks as well. It's just fattening, and my tummy's too big (84cm in perimeter and it's not going down even that I try doing excercises).

I don't like coke. Drinking it makes me feels I'm going too much with the herd - and while normally I have no problems being mainstream, I have a problem being corny.

I was talking to some buddies

[Organized Konfusion]

I posed the question, would you let a girl fuck you in the ass with a strap on. I was the only one who would, it is nice to see there are like minded people out there!

Re:I was talking to some buddies

[Pervertus]

omg! I've got comments in my blog! :)

I'll setup an email notification so I'll know people answer me from now on..

Have you seen the movie "Me, myself and Irene"? That movie is the reason for . Or maybe I'm just a bit feminine.. I'm not attracted to males, but I'd love to witness if I enjoy having my butt used the non-conventional way.