Profane MuthaFucka's Journal: Something funny I just remembered

OK, this is funny, and it's a true story. One time in college I had a friend who was a conservative. I always told him how much I liked him, and how much I liked working with him. Anyway, one day, we were walking out to lunch and a car clipped his leg as he was crossing the street. It just kept on going. I don't think they realized they hit him.

Anyway, the car was going about 30 miles an hour, and the impact broke his leg and ripped the leg off his pants. He fell down on the curb asking for help and yelling about the pain.

I just stood there and laughed at his stupid ass. "Call me an ambulance!" That's rich. Hahaha, Anyway, I just remembered that just now and thought that it was pretty funny.

i laughed.

[LewsTherinKinslayer]

a fine metaphor.