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Journal Bimo_Dude's Journal: New Pledge of Allegiance

Based on this thread, I thought it time to modernize the US pledge of allegiance:

I pledge allegiance
to the logo
of the United Corporation of America®
and to the Profits
for which it stands
One Company, under Bush
With Gitmo and surveillance for all.

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New Pledge of Allegiance

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