Journal Dr. Dysphora's Journal: The Perl Community: Killing the Goose That Laid the Golden E 14
I have taught no less than
2000 users to write Perl 5
in a Bay Area community college.
Perl 6 is an exercise in egotism
whose likeness would be Kernighan
and Ritchie suddenly changing the
assignment operator to * and the
ternary operator to #.
Perl 6 fixes what is not broken. I have never had
students who did not understand
that $L[5] gets an array
element and is a scalar
because it is ONE thing.
Same for hash elements.
The idiotic $L[5] in Perl 6
being $L->[5] in Perl 5 is
beyond lunacy. That arrow
means "points at". The
notation $L[5] in no way
signifies a pointer
C or Perl 5
Perl.
But what is beyond forgiveable
is that Perl 6 has made the
market of new Perl books
nonexistent. This alone
assures Perl's eventual
nonexistence. Why would an
author want to write a Perl
book that is obsolete in some
fuzzy time period.
But, hey, I've only taught a
couple thousand REALLY REALLY
good Perl programmers. What
in hell do I know?? And that's
just the attitude of Conway,
Torkington, and the rest of
the Insufferables who cannot
see simple realities like the
death of the Perl book market.
I'll be retiring from teaching
in a few years so, in a very
real sense, I don't give a
damn what they do. However,
as I tell my classes: "Love
Perl. Hate the Perl community".
Also hate the "any style is
okay" ethos of this dweebish
"community". I enforce strict
style guidelines and employers
have ONLY congratulated me on
the excellence of my Perl
graduates.
A pox on the Perl "community".
Perl 5 is the end of Perl and
the infinite delay of Perl 6
only ensures that Perl books
slowly disappear from Books In
Print.
Great going, nitwits.
Dr. Dysphoria
Ignoring the facts (Score:4, Insightful)
If other publishers are slowing down on turning out the junk that spells Perl in all-caps and promises a complete Perl education in some small number of hours or days, that's actually better for the community, not worse.
I won't speak to your point about Perl6 syntax changes, but I thought your point on books really didn't stand.
Re:Ignoring the facts (Score:1)
Re:Ignoring the facts (Score:2)
5 stars out of 5 by ten reviewers. Who knows how many of them were astroturf?
Let's compare that to:
"Learning Perl, 4th edition" - Amazon sales rank 2,564
4 stars out of 5 by 265 customer reviews.
You're blowing smoke, dude. Can I have some of that? I could use a good hallucinogen today.
Man, what did you put in your tea? (Score:2, Insightful)
What with Higher Order Perl, Perl Best Practices, Advanced Perl Programming and Intermediate Perl, the last 12 months have been one of the best Perl 5 book periods ever. Heck, advocates of other languages are cheering HOP and PBP, fer crying out loud!
--Aristotle [plasmasturm.org]
Re:Man, what did you put in your tea? (Score:1)
You have lost touch with the Perl 5 community. (Score:1, Insightful)
Let us just examine the books that have come out in the last year:
I am sure that I did not get them all but it looks like Perl 5 books are doing pretty well
Re:You have lost touch with the Perl 5 community. (Score:1)
Re:You have lost touch with the Perl 5 community. (Score:1)
The perl community is an asset (Score:1, Insightful)
The perl community has provided me with many things including
* Help finding jobs both when leaving university, and since
* Free help and support in the development of my skills, through Technical Meetings, mailing lists, books, irc, 1 to 1 conversations and online articles.
* Free tools to solve problems using CPAN, etc
* loads more that I don't have time to list
Re:The perl community is an asset (Score:1)