Journal chainrust's Journal: sllort 6
I figure that I'll write a complete description of what sllort has been doing, because my investigation into it has reached its end without help from him. The only thing I don't understand is how he is brute forcing comments to SID 0, but as I said here, I'm not a l337 perl hacker. Someone found a method to view sllorts comments using reply, and someone else wasted their time viewing, cutting, copying and pasting his comments. It also appears sllort won't be posting for an long time, but you can still AIM him. I've had fun figuring all this out by my little self, and I hope all you did too.
Here is a recap of what sllort told me:
yesterday, in a conversation with sllort on aim, he said that he basically brute-forced comments to a sid in order to avoid modbombing (look at his old journal for more info on modbombing). I didn't ask how, because I am not a l337 perl hack3r and wouldn't understand it. but, for all you retards out there, that is the explanation.
Here are all sllorts comments (props to anon. coward):
Hello (Score:1)
by sllort on 03:13 PM September 22nd, 2002 (#4308428)
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I was wondering, how is it that cargo goes by ship but shipments go by car?
Perplexing.
My name is (Score:1)
by sllort on 03:17 PM September 22nd, 2002 (#4308438)
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This is interesting, what is SID zero
My name is (Score:1)
by sllort on 03:23 PM September 22nd, 2002 (#4308452)
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Please help... testing Slashcode... can anyone read this message? Please respond.
Hello (Score:1)
by sllort on 03:46 PM September 22nd, 2002 (#4308510)
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My dogma ran over my cat, ma!
Sllort (Score:1)
by sllort on 08:09 AM September 23rd, 2002 (#4311666)
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I am continuing in my attempts to contact someone in SID zero. Please respond!
Stop Censoring my Comments!!! (Score:1)
by sllort on 08:12 AM September 23rd, 2002 (#4311696)
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My comments deserve to be free!
You cannot hide from the Truth!!! (Score:1)
by sllort on 08:13 AM September 23rd, 2002 (#4311717)
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It's true. The Truth surrounds us all.
I refuse to be silenced! Oppression will not stand (Score:1)
by sllort on 08:15 AM September 23rd, 2002 (#4311741)
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Wow, that sounds like it's important and stuff. Don't you think?
Delete my comments all you want! I cannot be stopp (Score:1)
by sllort on 08:19 AM September 23rd, 2002 (#4311767)
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I really wish my subject lines didn't look so stupid. All I want to do is have a conversation with the people in SID zero.
Don't you think they'll find this information them (Score:1)
by sllort on 08:22 AM September 23rd, 2002 (#4311795)
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I sincerely hope that the comments I am posting are not being stored in a database. It is my understanding that they are being stored nowhere, and therefore do not constitute a "crapflood". If I am mistaken, I sincerely apologize.
How much is the RIAA paying you to censor me? (Score:1)
by sllort on 08:25 AM September 23rd, 2002 (#4311813)
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It's a valid question, I suppose. Seriously, I hope this information is NOT being stored.
Re:Yes, I wrote the Slapper Worm (Score:1)
by sllort on 08:29 AM September 23rd, 2002 (#4311854)
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Now you have to admit, that's somewhat funny. I really don't want to cause trouble; I want to make people laugh. I'm not malicious, nor do I consider posting these comments to be a malicious or immoral act (though I will accept contrary opinions at operation_mongoose@ziplip.com).
Seriously guys. Laugh.
Do you think no one will notice what you're doing? (Score:1)
by sllort on 08:42 AM September 23rd, 2002 (#4311964)
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Doubtful. Everyone notices, and then they whine. It's not really fair to you guys, I admit.
Almost done & ready to file a bug report.
Peace out, Slashteam.
I'm just going to host my expose on Geocities!! Wh (Score:1)
by sllort on 08:45 AM September 23rd, 2002 (#4311982)
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That'll be the day. Geocities pulls anything controversial in the first 20 seconds. I think a lot of it is done by keyword filtering.
P.S. Nice work on Zoo, and thanks for pulling $rtbl.
Ok, done. It's hosted offsite now. http://www.geoc (Score:1)
by sllort on 08:49 AM September 23rd, 2002 (#4312013)
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I'm really kind of winging this story line, as you can probably tell. Hence the lack of coherency - subject lines are truly an incomplete medium.
Question: do you guys create your own NWN worlds? and if so, got any monsters named after me?
Why not just delete my account!?!? (Score:1)
by sllort on 08:54 AM September 23rd, 2002 (#4312044)
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A question I've pondered many times. I don't think many people would care, quite honestly.
OOoh, mad fan boy shout-out to Brian Aker...
WTF How did you get Geocities to delete my page! D (Score:1)
by sllort on 08:58 AM September 23rd, 2002 (#4312066)
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Now that would be something, wouldn't it?
P.S. to Jamie: Djikstra's alg does have applicability if you can identify one node in each connected graph. But there are better algorithms for identifying each pair of least cost paths, I believe.
What did you get a DMCA threat to them that fast? (Score:1)
by sllort on 09:01 AM September 23rd, 2002 (#4312085)
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Heh, the DMCA. Now that's stupidity. I wish I knew who to troll to make fun of that, you know? Prank calling the RIAA is hard though, they have morons answering the phone.
So sad.
Re:Just shtu up (Score:1)
by sllort on 09:10 AM September 23rd, 2002 (#4312154)
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I'm like 5 comments from done, and I'm running out of ideas. Sorry!
Re:Stop now or we'll make you. (Score:1)
by sllort on 09:12 AM September 23rd, 2002 (#4312173)
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Sigh, three to go. Again, never used a script, never will. Not that kind of ahole.
It is my sincere hope that these comments are NOT taking up DB space and NOT being stored. It is my understanding from reading the code as well. But I'm often wrong...
Re:We have your IP address. Final Warning. (Score:1)
by sllort on 09:15 AM September 23rd, 2002 (#4312188)
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Sounds ominous, don't you think? It will be so nice to be able to NOT POST for a LONG TIME. You'll probably appreciate it as well.
Re:Fine you asked for it. (Score:1)
by sllort on 09:17 AM September 23rd, 2002 (#4312210)
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Sigh, one away.
It's so nice to be able to MetaMod, btw. I used to take Moderating so seriously, before the dark side took hold...
QUIT DDOS'ING MY MACHINE YOU FUCKERS! (Score:1)
by sllort on 09:19 AM September 23rd, 2002 (#4312215)
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Well, that's it. The end of my little story.
Have a nice day, everyone.
-s.
NOTE: THIS IS JUST FILLER TO GET PAST THE LAME LAMENESS FILTER. THE SLASHCODE TEAM IS CLEARLY DEMONSTRATING THE FACT THAT YOU CANNOT ALGORITHMICALLY DETERMINE WHAT IS CRAP FROM WHAT IS NOT. IF THEY COULD, THEN THIS COMMENT WOULDN'T NEED THIS USELESS APPENDIX. Ok, no more caps. Just let me tell ya sumthin'. Back in the day, We used to go Klerck huntin'. Them's was good eatin' back then, let me tell ya. They wasn't too easy to kill, them Klercks, but man they was good eatin'. Fleas glare mere forum jorax yttrium united yamulke yuletide fish slapped treat Cyrix please just slurp requim and now for something completely different! BTW, slashteam, your lame filters ARE LAME! Fewer junk characters indeed! But then again, slashcode is a really lame piece of shit that nobody in their right mind would ever consider using. But that's just me; someone else could of course vigorously disagree. FUCK!
Another NOTE: This is yet another attempt to get past the stupid lameness filter. The lameness filter is a lame piece of shit. It doesn't prevent anything or anyone who is determined to get their message across. So why do you guys insist that it does what it says it does? When clearly it doesn't? It just doesn't make any sense. But then again, nothing in the slashcode makes any sense. So it goes.
Re:gay (Score:1)
I can't believe you didn't figure out the bug. (Score:2)
Pretty clever, sllort!
Re:I can't believe you didn't figure out the bug. (Score:1)