buffer-overflowed's Journal: Boston Trip, thus Far

So I have journeyed up to Boston, the city where they gave a bunch of irishmen copious amounts of liquor and a primitive GPS system then used the meandering routes they took as a roadmap.

Once this roadmap was constructed, one-way signs, forks and intersections called Person you've never heard of square were randomly inserted in according to some arcane prophecy of confusion. Once this was completed, a crack team of battle-pixies ran around stealing street signs.

Then they dug down a bit and put in a very slow subway that bends space-time by appearing to be quite swift.

Anywho, I like it up here so far. It's a much better job market for a non-security cleared individual such as myself. The traffic, in-spite of all efforts to make it horrible, still pales compared to the DC beltway. And Blinder/Solemn are exceptionally nice people who overwhelm me wit da kindness.

Trmj and Pezstar seem nice too, but they could be pod-people plotting to steal my Ramen-stash so that they might add hot-sauce to it. I wouldn't mind the hot-sauce plot, but the pod-people bit could be disturbing.

If I find a Sammy Jenkis Square I'll be sure to let everyone know.

Cheers and Salutations,
Buffer

PS. I like pie
PPS. We went out for haircuts.
PPPS. I swear we went out for haircuts and this isn't a cover story for going to see a giant monster battle.

ok, clue me in.

[Em Emalb]

Sammy Jenkis?

Wtf?

memento?

Glad you like Boston.

Re:ok, clue me in.

[buffer-overflowed]

One [slashdot.org]
And Two [slashdot.org]
And Three [slashdot.org]

Or you could ask the man himself [slashdot.org].

Re:ok, clue me in.

[Em Emalb]

I'm not cool enough to even begin to comprehend you guys.

That's some ramblin' rabblin man.

I'm gonna assume you're referring to the dude from Memento.

Let's just leave it at that.

Re:ok, clue me in.

[buffer-overflowed]

I explained in an e-mail. Welcome to the inside joke.

Re:ok, clue me in.

[blinder]

oh dear, i'm not sure you *want* to be in on the know for this one. its really, very strange, yet funny and oddly enough.... *highly* appropriate.

sammy jenkis welcomes you to the fold.

*samme JENKS ears are burning*

[sammy jenkis]

but that is OK because Sammy JEnski can DIGit
You KNOW wat SAMMY Jenkis likes! We are cool with teh scene-
*Sammy Jenkis awards blinder*
*blinder, +25 XP*

now I must find teh LEONARD ShelbY, PART ^!

Re:ok, clue me in.

[blinder]

please stand by for old joke, old joke will commence on my mark... three, two, one... mark

why do you make my eyes bleed?

but you do have an interesting perspective, do you have a newsletter, which i may subscribe to?

Re:ok, clue me in.

[buffer-overflowed]

Awww... comeon, that's not any worse than actually hanging out with me and Sielwolf.

Re:ok, clue me in.

[sammy jenkis]

Sammy JENKIS is teh real rap phenomenon! SAMMY JenKIS is the War on DRUGS! Sammy Jenkis is SO PROFOUND that SAMMY JENKIS Speaks in ONLY the THIRD-SAMMY JENKIS!!! He TRAVELS back in TIME and RUNDMC records THAT- "Whoos house?" "SAMMY JENKIS'S HIZOUS!@"

buffer

[SolemnDragon]

Oke.

First of all, buffer is a sweet guy who is very endearing and this is the real cover for his maniacal plots. No one would believe that such a nice guy could be plotting total doom, and once we figure it out, well, he's such a nice guy, why wouldn't we let him try running the world? THis is very different from Her Majesty The Kitten's rule, where she simply walked up, purred a bit, and yelled at everyone in sight until they gave her the world.
Frankly, we find it a refreshing change.

trmj and pezstar are c