Journal jon503's Journal: It's about time I write in my damn journal! 1
thought of the day:
To answer everyone's question, the reason that the 7-11 (open 24 hours a day) has locks on it's door is so that they can lock the doors.
That's like a boob with no nipple.. or a Penis that never ends (sorry folks with a visual mind.. I've tried to picture it too and then I also felt bad about trying to)
see also: Circle K (not a plug or an ad for this wonderful company called Circle K which I love and reccomend)
see also: finding new friends with something useful to talk about
before we get things started I want you to spend a minute and think about what the person that you involuntarily imagined with the neverending penis looked like in your head.. Since it's too late and you've already done it, ask yourself why the hell you were picturing that person.
Now I think it's only appropriate you ask yourself why the hell you were thinking about that instead of just thinking about how stupid it was to be thinking about that.
This is a piece on what happens in the time spent writing in my journal. Hence, the title "It's about time I write in my damn journal!".
First off, nothing is going or getting off except the first. .. well now that I've thought about it the second one is coming off now.
Third is the final base until you're home.
Fourth, I fart in your general direction.
Fifth, I've decided to remove the "off" status of the second one.
Second: on
Sixth, the time spent in my journal is often spent typing. I've become way too normal these days.
Seventh, and 7thmost following 6th before proceedint to 8th is about a christian website. Referring to sex it said "mysterious mechanism for the reproduction of life "
see also: your toilet
see also: embarassed
"Eighth" is the street word commonly referring to 1/8 of an ounce of marijuana. If your child is distributing drugs in such small quantities, it is recommended that you try to motivate them to start selling ounces or pounds and beat them for not being ambitious. Beating them with a belt is more effective them beating them at a video game.
The ninth commandment does not state "touch yourself when no one is watching."
see also: bible
see also: the first see also
I'm going to be a needy bitch... please feel free to give me any of the following things...
the finger
liberty
or death
condoms.com
human papillomavirus
a break
here's a little philosophy for you.
A dream is a realm without the l and with a d at the beginning. Imagine if I was so cheap I just made the font smaller, and made a tiny "philosophy instead"... yes I know I put the " in the wrong place. sue me!
in the end it all comes down to one thing and one things alone.
The soul purpose of this sentence is to appear as the conclusion to the last sentence while you were reading it.
To answer everyone's question, the reason that the 7-11 (open 24 hours a day) has locks on it's door is so that they can lock the doors.
That's like a boob with no nipple.. or a Penis that never ends (sorry folks with a visual mind.. I've tried to picture it too and then I also felt bad about trying to)
see also: Circle K (not a plug or an ad for this wonderful company called Circle K which I love and reccomend)
see also: finding new friends with something useful to talk about
before we get things started I want you to spend a minute and think about what the person that you involuntarily imagined with the neverending penis looked like in your head.. Since it's too late and you've already done it, ask yourself why the hell you were picturing that person.
Now I think it's only appropriate you ask yourself why the hell you were thinking about that instead of just thinking about how stupid it was to be thinking about that.
This is a piece on what happens in the time spent writing in my journal. Hence, the title "It's about time I write in my damn journal!".
First off, nothing is going or getting off except the first.
Third is the final base until you're home.
Fourth, I fart in your general direction.
Fifth, I've decided to remove the "off" status of the second one.
Second: on
Sixth, the time spent in my journal is often spent typing. I've become way too normal these days.
Seventh, and 7thmost following 6th before proceedint to 8th is about a christian website. Referring to sex it said "mysterious mechanism for the reproduction of life "
see also: your toilet
see also: embarassed
"Eighth" is the street word commonly referring to 1/8 of an ounce of marijuana. If your child is distributing drugs in such small quantities, it is recommended that you try to motivate them to start selling ounces or pounds and beat them for not being ambitious. Beating them with a belt is more effective them beating them at a video game.
The ninth commandment does not state "touch yourself when no one is watching."
see also: bible
see also: the first see also
I'm going to be a needy bitch... please feel free to give me any of the following things...
the finger
liberty
or death
condoms.com
human papillomavirus
a break
here's a little philosophy for you.
A dream is a realm without the l and with a d at the beginning. Imagine if I was so cheap I just made the font smaller, and made a tiny "philosophy instead"... yes I know I put the " in the wrong place. sue me!
in the end it all comes down to one thing and one things alone.
The soul purpose of this sentence is to appear as the conclusion to the last sentence while you were reading it.
heh.. (Score:2)
God bless my non-imaginative streak while talking to you. However I did imagine the boob without nipples, but it turned into the triple-nippled psychic from some movie.