Journal gooman's Journal: I've Found Acceptance!
It took two tries with the same article, all I did was change the title, add a couple of links to make it appear I did some research and then resubmit it under Science instead of Index and after pending over a day, there it was! Not only was my submission taken serious (I expected more jokes, there are a few), it spilled over into two pages of comments. I'm so proud:
http://science.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=05/11/25/2051212&tid=14
I've been published on slashdot, I can die happy now.