FortKnox's Journal: The Maine Effect

Well, Maine did have an affect on me. Full of hunters and woodsmen, I have changed (thats a check on bethanie's list) ;) Different angle, Cheesy pose my wife made me do, Full on pic.

Then I did what every man who shaves off a beard did... I played around with different things (also did a moustache & soul patch, but wasn't exciting, and also did the ever provacative hitler moustache, which I won't show... but anyone with decent photoshop skills could show you if you want).

Now, I'm back to normal much to the delight of the mrs (dad has a beard so she didn't like it on me one bit). Oh, and an extra shot for those who don't think I'm going bald.

OOoooooh Yeah

[bethanie]

I forgot one for my list, but you reminded me:

A man who doesn't take himself so seriously that he's afraid to look like a TOTAL dork [marotti.com] (particularly at the request of his wife) = SUPER HOTT.

Josh, you are OFFICIALLY a stud, baby. :-)

....Bethanie....

P.S. And for the record, the facial hair looked AWESOME -- I think that even this [marotti.com] could grow on me. :-)

Re:OOoooooh Yeah

[Abm0raz]

In that picture, he looks like Lawrence from Office Space.

Come on, FK, say "I'll tell you what I'd do, man, two chicks at the same time, man." just once for us... ;)

-Ab

ps. Looks like I'm winning the circle's college football alma mater games. SO far Penn State has beat Cincy (you) and Minnesota (SW). Maybe we'll get V-Tech in the bowl game so I can take down Hokieseas and LordBodak as well ;)

Re:OOoooooh Yeah

[gmhowell]

He bears a striking resemblance to Dave Attell.

Re:OOoooooh Yeah

[FidelCatsro]

I was going to say , if he got some Buddy Holly glasses , Sorted the hair to a different style and worse a purple suit .. He could be Elvis Costelo

Re:OOoooooh Yeah

[HokieSeas]

BAH!! *points evil finger of doom*

Re:OOoooooh Yeah

[FortKnox]

Dude... check out channel 8! There's a chick doing a breast exam!

Re:OOoooooh Yeah

[RailGunner]

Breast exams are on channel 9.

Newb. ;)

Beards

[IpalindromeI]

I let my facial hair grow for an entire winter once. It got nice and thick. When I shaved it, I left a bushy mustache to see how it looked (I didn't like it), and then shaved half of that. My wife has a picture of me with half of a bushy mustache, holding up one of our cats. Pretty good picture, overall :)

Three Words

[glh]

BABY FACE MAROTTI!! :)

The beard was interesting, but I'm a big fan of a shaven face. My wife also appreciates it.

so tell us...

[elmegil]

When do you start playing bass for Spinal Tap [marotti.com]?

Re:so tell us...

[baldass_newbie]

Looks eerily like this dude [slashdot.org].
Yikes.
(Am I the only one with hair besides gmhowell?)

Re:so tell us...

[elmegil]

I'm a little thin in back, but I've got hair and don't cut it all down to the stubblies.

Re:so tell us...

[HokieSeas]

Well, the forehead is increasing ever so slightly, but I seem to be gaining in....uhm...other places. Trust me. I might be able to give an Ewok a run for its money.

Re:so tell us...

[RailGunner]

What kind of hair? I gots me some Zakk Wylde hair. No facial hair though, but plenty of the long blonde type.