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I'm sick of all the various pricks out there telling me that I shouldn't be doing/saying X because of political issue Y.

So here's a list of people I don't give a flying fuck about when they're talking about specific subjects. Just for reference. I encourage you to print this out and keep a copy in your fucking wallet.

SUV Drivers talking about why I shouldn't be on their ass about driving an SUV.
Hey, here's a thought. If 99.5% of you motherfuckers drive like cerebral palsy victims with your hands stapled to the fucking steering wheel at the 12 and 6 position, maybe I don't really give a shit if the other 0.5% of you actually drive like sensible human beings. The majority of you are self-absored dickheads and I don't give a fuck if you feel otherwise.

Oh, and to that fuckwit in the Explorer about 25 minutes ago on 581 right outside Camp Hill? The dickhead that tried to merge between me and another car inches from my rear bumper just because he didn't want to brake and wait for two cars to pass?

Go ahead and cross me again motherfucker. If I had been the only one in the car I'd have stood on my brakes and then sued your shitty motherfucking ass when you caused a smashup.

Conservatives babbling about pretty much anything.

No WMDs, no threat, no discussion. You were wrong, Bush was wrong or lied, and that's all the fuck there is to it. I don't give a shit what nonsensical lies you've convinced yourself to believe, mkay?

Schiavo: you were wrong about everyfuckingthing. Again. Now fuck off.

Oh and hey? You want to chit chat about how you "made it on your own" because you worked in college?

No college, no training, no experience, motherfucker. I learned Perl on my own. I learned TCP/IP programming on my own. I learned C on my own. I learned how to set up a network on my own. I learned how
to write business cases on my own.

And I make enough money to drive a decent car, live in a decent apartment, stay well fed and stocked with beer, and I help support my fiancee while she's finishing up college, so you fuck right off with this "oh wah wah I worked so hard because I had a job stocking shelves at the local Wal Mart" bullshit. Yea? I worked seventy hours a week busting my ass RUNNING from door to door in 103 degree heat to sell coupon books to pay my bills while you were doing that SO SUCK MY DICK.

Well-to-do people yipping and yapping about capitalism
Capitalism is really great when it's not fucking your ass to a bloody, oozing pulp with a money clip, isn't it asshole? Guess what? I'VE been fucked over at every turn. Whether I was getting chased by cops for trying to make a living selling things door-to-door or because some fuckwad of a company wouldn't let me use the receipt THEY PRINTED to get a rebate, I've never had anything but bad experiences with this glorious "capitalism". Capitalism is really great until you get to a service society where you have rich managers paying poor workers to serve other rich managers, isn't it? Gee, the whole things goes to shit and creates an enormous impoverished base and an elite faction that controls nearly all the wealth once you eliminate the hard goods production that drives further development, huh?

Fuck you.

Anti-evolutionists talking about anything
You're fucking morons. It really is that simple. If the clergy told you that you're hand was the devil itself you'd gnaw it off in front of them with your teeth. Because you're fucking idiots.

Guess what folks? I don't give a shit anymore. I'm here for ME now. I'm sick of this shit where I try to be "fair" and "open minded" and people come in and shit all over everything because god knows we can't have simple intelligent discussions on anything. I'm sick of assholes running this society and trampling over everyone because you can't haul off and punch dickheads in the nose anymore without running the risk of becoming an indentured servant at the hands of some oily shyster looking to make a quick buck by exploiting this idiotic "pacifist" society we've developed.

Cluestick asswipes: this country would be a whole lot better if when some motherfucking cocksucker parked in a handicapped space just because he's lazy, somebody actually grew some balls and really handicapped him. I'm fucking sick and tired of this shit where I have to roll over and let people march over me like a doormat because of "civility". It's "civil" to be a dick and go flying through a parking lot at 35 miles per hour and nearly take out some kid in a stroller, but if someone pulls the cocksucker out of his Nissan Armada and beats him on the asphalt guess who gets the fucking shaft?

Fuck it. This entire country is fucking pathetic and you can all suck my hairy balls if you disagree. Grow some and stand up for yourself or somebody else who needs help for once. Victims aren't created just by crime, they're created by plain assholes taking advantage of people too. Grow a little spine and do something about it.

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  • Welcome back. We missed you.
  • Guess what folks? I don't give a shit anymore. I'm here for ME now. I'm sick of this shit where I try to be "fair" and "open minded" and ...

    so before when you would rant, it was just because you were trying to be nice?
    • God help us when TMP gets really mad.

      Oh, errr, Flying Spaghetti Monster help us, I mean.

      Cluestick asswipes: this country would be a whole lot better if when some motherfucking cocksucker parked in a handicapped space just because he's lazy, somebody actually grew some balls and really handicapped him.

      But...then he'd be handicapped and would be allowed to use the space. I don't like it.

      Though it would make parking at Wal-Mart a lot more interesting.

      Cheers,

      Ethelred

      • I hate parking at Wal-Mart. All the inbreds come "over the mountain" to Wal-Mart 'round these here parts because:

        1) It's the closest store that doesn't sell whole ears of corn right out of the field.

        2) It's cheap (although reduced prices are pretty high for a significant enough lacks of reduction).

        I think it would really improve my shopping experience if I were allowed to drive over people while they walked in the middle of the aisles or stood befuddled in the crosswalks.
        • I only want to be able to drive over the greeter. That's all I ask.

          Cheers,

          Ethelred

        • A few of my complaints with Wal Mart are:

          1) How about an aisle wider than (cart plus 2 inches).

          2) ONE line for everyone and 16 checkers to choose from like at the bank. Nothing I hate more than to get in line and have it take 30 minutes to ring their crap up while other people breeze by in the non-retarded lines. Unless I'm at deaths door and cannot live without what I have just bought I just roll the cart back into the store and leave. Last 5 purchases at Wal Mart have been large bags of cat food onl
  • it's thanks to capitalism that you can make enough money to drive a decent car, live in a decent apartment, stay well fed and stocked with beer, and help support your fiancee while she's finishing up college.

  • yep (Score:2)

    by elmegil ( 12001 ) *
    because some fuckwad of a company wouldn't let me use the receipt THEY PRINTED to get a rebate

    I love CompUSA.

    • I was warned away from them through numerous sources before ever making the unfortunate mistake of doing business with them, fortunately, so I can't claim to have any personal experience with their particular fuckups.
      • They did the same thing. I bought a laptop with a $150 rebate. They printed this huge receipt, I shipped it off with the rebate, the rebate center said incorrect receipt and rejected it. I went back to the store and raised hell, and they did make good on it, but I'm pretty much done with them. I have Microcenter and Fry's in my area, even if they aren't as conveniently located, and I'll do business with them or over the internet.
  • Well-to-do people yipping and yapping about capitalism
    Capitalism is really great when it's not fucking your ass to a bloody, oozing pulp with a money clip, isn't it asshole? Guess what? I'VE been fucked over at every turn. Whether I was getting chased by cops for trying to make a living selling things door-to-door or because some fuckwad of a company wouldn't let me use the receipt THEY PRINTED to get a rebate, I've never had anything but bad experiences with this glorious "capitalism". Capitalism is really
    • Of course, your statements are idiotic in the face of the facts:

      1) The wealthiest members of society continue to control an ever-growing portion of wealth while their percentage of the population continues to shrink.

      2) The middle class continually moves toward a situation where it is incapable of making ends meet, leaving it little removed from the poor.

      3) The imporverished class continues to grow.

      But don't worry, I wouldn't ever consider letting something as trivial as, say, the real world, get in the way
      • After all, just because one guy in Buttfuck, Kansas who was born in a trailer park works real hard and becomes a lawyer and makes a lot of money, that means everybody else can do exactly the same thing and there will be jobs for them and products to buy, right?

        This is the beauty of it! For everyone that escapes the swirling vortex of poverty, they shine like a star to give hope to the people who collect garbage, and clean bathrooms, and wash floors.

        Just ignore things like the fact that more and more people
        • For everyone that escapes the swirling vortex of poverty, they shine like a star to give hope to the people who collect garbage, and clean bathrooms, and wash floors.

          The point is that if 1 person in every half a million does that, and then they just contribute to the problem of the wealth gap, what's the point, exactly?

          Don't we have the lawyers to thank for that? Or am I getting my cards mixed up?

          So what? Opportunism in capitalism doesn't just take the "nice" paths, that's the goddamn point. Lawyers are par
        • I'd love to see what the best solution is. Something tells me it involves killing a whole bunch of people off.

          You say this like it's a bad thing.
  • I could just about quote your entire article, but I'll sum it up with: Are you stalking me?

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