Frank White's Journal: The PLP/PWP Theme Song

The PLP/PWP Theme Song, by Frank White
(sung to the tune of "Three's Company")

Come and look at our trolls
Come and look at our trolls
Slashdot org is our host
Slashdot org is our host
And you'll see an annoying comment called
Page Lengthening Post!

When I'm reading this site
When I'm reading this site
This upsets me the most
This upsets me the most
Cuz it makes all the pages hard to read
Page Widening Post!

You'll raise your threshold to zero and email Taco real soon!

Now let's all raise a toast
Now let's all raise a toast
Page Lengthening Post!