jon503's Journal: Phucking....!

Thought of the day. Don't be yourself. Be who everyone wants you to be. Now think for yourself.. someone has to say it. So I was feeling down about myself.. not being entertaining in the last one.. and suddenly I dug down deep inside and produced a true Jem that I was truly proud of... and now it's gone.. it didn't work..

actually it kinda sucked.. but it doesn't exist anymore so I can say whatever I want about it.

basically I've come to the conclusion that no one will ever read this because I'm making a bunch of pointless ramble. Since no one will ever read this I can say shit like..

I just plain don't like jewish people.

I don't even have to worry about explaining that I really don't mean that cause no one is around to explain it to. Have you ever seen Conan O'brien? Black people suck. Well he does these bits where he just does random things because it's on so late at night no on is watching.. well this is kinda like that only no one is watching for real. Rodney King deserved it.

frankly I just feel sorry for white people.

seriously though... somehow they've lost their right to be racist.

let's pretend I'm black for a moment.

nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger.

(it's okay to laugh)

now let's pretend I'm white for a moment.


you see the difference?

I'm just kidding.. if a white person says nigger it's almost guarunteed that he'll piss off other white people.

enough racism.. white peopel suck, asians suck more than mexicans and mexicans suck! indians suck.. never never land sucks!

okay now enough.

here are some intimate details since no one is watching..

I have a small penis.
for some reason I get mosquito bites on my genetalia once a month.
I'm attracted to bunnies... what a turn on.
Bin Laden is a handome man.. too bad he's such an asshole.
If you put Anna Nichole Smiths head on the body of Anna Nichole smith she'd still be ugly.

don't you hate it when you wake up next to a parrotfish, and it does that cacoon thing..

if you feel like I'm waisting your time.. just suck my morally illegal action in three dimensions.

wait.. I'm hung like an elf.. suck my eight equals D.

key:
morally illegal action in three dimensions = SIN3d
(must be read upside down)

eight equals D = 8=D alright.. I'm done.. no one is going to read this anyway.

Okay since...

[red5]

Okay since we're on the topic. random shit that (hopefully) nobody will read. If I have a three way with two hot twins did they just comit insest?

Re:Okay since...

[gmhowell]

As long as at least one of them committed orally, I wouldn't be too concerned.

Re:Okay since...

[jon503]

hmm.. All that matters is you got to enjoy these 2 hot twins and this question didn't bother you until you were finished doing them.. cause that would suck to have pop in your head mid threesome... unless of course you're talking about the Olsen twins.. they're not old enough to call hot. you sick twisted... hey! Full house! gotta go