- This Just In -
"Microsoft has received a patent for Communications. We are now no longer
allowed to communicate without a license."
There is a commotion outside.
"What's that sound?"
The door explodes inward and the room is immediately filled with smoke and
overrun with stormtroopers.
A large and ominous voice booms out.
"You are forbidden to communicate."
I am stunned! I don't know what to think!
Then just as suddenly the first wave of stormtroopers are felled, one by one in
an unimaginably short flash of time.
"Don't know what to think?" a voice says.
I look up and see Jeff Brazos towering above the carnage.
"That's fine by me. I just patented Thought!"