Journal FortKnox's Journal: Women and Lindsay Lohan Fans, please read 34
The truth can hurt! GUYS DON'T LIKE TO LOOK AT YOUR BONES!
About time some press tells people that curves count.
Rob, make sure this thing is real before I say:
Lindsay... YOU JUST GOT PWND!!!1one!1eleven
About time some press tells people that curves count.
Rob, make sure this thing is real before I say:
Lindsay... YOU JUST GOT PWND!!!1one!1eleven
Skinny is not for me (Score:2)
In fact i far prefer women who are at least average weight , well when talking about the sheer physical side of things that is
To speak more frankly
Re:Skinny is not for me (Score:2)
I agree, I never have been a big fan of the starved deathcamp refugee look. Gimme some soft curves any day of the week. Soft lucious curves mmmm. Uhh where was I? Oh yeah, she doesn't need to eat one sandwich, she just needs to start eating period. You know, three meals a day, and not puking them up later. Ick.
Skinny can be okay (Score:1)
Plus I like a girl with a big ass.
Re:Skinny can be okay (Score:2)
I suggest you try that as a pick-up line.
"Did you know you have a nice, big ass?"
Please try this and report back to me. I would be delighted to hear the result.
*muahahahahaha*
And as someone who also can consume 1,623 complete smørgåsbords within 6.32 seconds, yet not gain an ounce, I rather say my partner needs a bit of padding to make close contact bearable...and anyway, yeah, I'd rather she not look as skinny as I do anyway.
Basically boils down
Re:Skinny can be okay (Score:1)
"Did you know you have a nice, big ass?"
Please try this and report back to me. I would be delighted to hear the result.
Isn't honesty supposed to be the best policy?
Re:Skinny can be okay (Score:2)
Why, yes. In all situations. I swear by it.
Honest!
Cheers,
Ethelred
Re:Skinny can be okay (Score:1)
There's at least one person on this site that publicly questions your honesty, and more recently the legitimacy of your parentage in their sig line.
Re:Skinny can be okay (Score:2)
Cheers,
Ethelred
Re:Skinny can be okay (Score:3, Informative)
Pix
Re:Skinny can be okay (Score:1)
Oh, btw, do you know anything that helps remove a red hand mark from the face area?
Re:Skinny can be okay (Score:2)
My liege!
Oh, wait. You're supposed to say that to me. Damn.
Oh, btw, do you know anything that helps remove a red hand mark from the face area?
Hmmm...I suggest liberal use of rouge [lancome-usa.com] on the whole face to hide it. Besides, it makes you look perky. [msn.com]
Cheers,
Ethelred
WARNING!!!! Marriage Can Ensue (Score:2)
"Did you know you have a nice, big ass?"
Please try this and report back to me. I would be delighted to hear the result.
Dug: Hey, you haff a great azz... isss big.
Deanna: I lahk you.
BAM! Now they are married and live in a igloo! Is that what you want? huh, huh is it? IS IT?
OK. OK.
Re:WARNING!!!! Marriage Can Ensue (Score:2)
Hell no! I wanted them to live in a teepee!
There's another good pickup line for you.
"Hey. I want you to be my squaw."
Cheers,
Ethelred
Re:Skinny can be okay (Score:1)
Re:Skinny can be okay (Score:2)
That when a girl walks in wit' a itty bitty waist an'
A round thing in yo' face. You get SPRUNG.
Wanna pull up tough, cuz you notice that butt was STUFFED.
Re:Skinny can be okay (Score:2)
Me:Flooble flooble flooble
Woman : Excuse me ?
ME: Im not that good at chat up lines , but that was one. would you like a drink ?
Woman:*laughing* Sure
Said to the right person , I'm fairly sure " You have a lovely rounded bottom" would work
Re:Skinny can be okay (Score:2)
Re:Skinny can be okay (Score:2)
they're a lot harder to find, though because eating healthy, and working out to keep your body so the fat
Re:Skinny can be okay (Score:1)
Re:Skinny can be okay (Score:2)
So at least you know the bar you'd have to set for yourself to be worthy
Re:Skinny can be okay (Score:1)
Thin may be in, but... (Score:3, Interesting)
I must say, it works pretty
WOW!! SEND HAWT PICS!!!!11!1111one (Score:1)
But seriously, what was that cartoon series? I happen to be a fan of animated works. American, Japanese, or whatever, I tend to like them all. Though it is interesting to see the converging and diverging evolutions of different cultures animation.
Re:WOW!! SEND HAWT PICS!!!!11!1111one (Score:2)
I think we had this discussion before. (Score:2)
Re:I think we had this discussion before. (Score:2)
Argh (Score:2)
Re:I think we had this discussion before. (Score:2)
Healthy and young (Score:2)
Disposable Starlets (Score:2)
This is Hollywood, Lindsey! Don't you understand that scrawny blondes come in 6-packs for $1.99 at the Circle K? Lusty, busty redheads are a rare and precious thing, and must be nurtured. Eat a sandwich, wash that peroxide out, and tell Disney that if they want you for another movie, they'll have to pony up another $1M to digitally reduce those breasts in post!
Gotta feel sorry for them though. (Score:2)
As career maker/breakers go, I'll take my dependence on a fickle client-base over her dependence on a fickle public, anytime.
*grin*
Pix
Re:Gotta feel sorry for them though. (Score:2)
Re:Gotta feel sorry for them though. (Score:3, Interesting)
And then, the next chapter in the saga is for her to find her "healthy perfect" image, and then write a book, visit Oprah, and put out a long string of exercise videos...
Pix