Big_Ass_Spork's Journal: I am retiring this account

I have 666 comments as BAS and would like it to stay that way. So I am going to stop using this account. It has been a nice ride, thanks for all the support these last few years. I Do It Wrong, ASCII GoatSe (not originally mine, but I posted it a bunch...), Random cut and paste crapfloodz, the spectacular (while it lasted) UAG crapfloods made possible by on by, a true hacker, and all the other depressing shit I have posted. Its been real.

You pantywaste!

[Profane Motherfucker]

What the fuck! Sporks are an essential piece of slashdot history. You do realize that the day will come when nobody recalls what role the spork had in ./ culture?

Fucker!