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A geeky, Catholic, pro-life plan to reduce GCC

Posted by Marxist Hacker 42 on Monday April 24, 2017 @09:16AM (#2852003)
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They tell us global climate change is caused by atmospheric carbon. Based on plant ability to sequester atmospheric carbon, I suggest the following methodology for sequestering carbon away from the environment for long periods of time.
  1. Plant native, drought resistant, edible plants on every available surface with sun. They need to be native and drought resistant because they will only be watered with rain.
  2. Have lots of babies. At least 10 children per family, whenever possible.
  3. Encourage the mortal sin of gluttony. Ideally everybody should die of an obesity related illness and should weigh in at over 200 lbs at death.
  4. Discourage cremation at death, encourage full body ground burial in metal caskets encased in concrete to prevent accumulated carbon from escaping back into the atmosphere.
  5. Close sections of graveyards when full, and plant native drought resistant edible plants on top of the graves, to accumulate more carbon for sequestration.

ACLU T-Shirts...

Posted by RailGunner on Wednesday February 22, 2017 @05:30PM (#2810185)
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The ACLU is selling T-Shirts with their logo that says "Dissent is Patriotic".

That's adorable.

Especially after telling us over the last 8 years that dissent was racist.

Consensus Confirmation Bias

Posted by Marxist Hacker 42 on Tuesday February 21, 2017 @08:44PM (#2809281)
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Is always and forever the enemy of science. One lie leads to another leads to another and soon, you have draconian censorship against dissent.

Interesting mathematics

Posted by Marxist Hacker 42 on Friday February 17, 2017 @03:07PM (#2806681)
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Too bad it's by a climate change denier, because the mathematical proof of just how much effect man really has on global warming is fascinating.

Oh, what fresh hell is this?

Posted by Marxist Hacker 42 on Tuesday February 14, 2017 @06:33PM (#2804403)
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Anybody else seeing the firehose on the main Stories Page in a sort of a translucent red color?

Live within your income, even if you have to borrow to do so. -- Josh Billings


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