I can What?!?
As though the Universe were conspiring as an entity, cumulatively, against ME, personally... but only in ways I couldn't prove were a conspiracy... Slashdot has to add this, the Journal.
Be warned, I may actually use this. Unlike most other primates, whose opinions correlate most strongly with bodily orifices (usually rather smelly ones, at that), I have more than a few - and may choose this as a venue suitable for their recordation, on the off chance that some other interested sapient might consider their perusal.
You never know.
Intel CPUs are not defective, they just act that way. -- Henry Spencer