I'm afraid you have little chance of stopping. Slashdot uses Variable Ratio/Interval Positive Reinforcement to keep you here. Can't remember the difference right now, but it's a most effective behavior modification tool.
Better just post again. Your next post might get modded all the way up to 5! Check back often to see if you have a new high score. Come on, you know you want to.;o)
There is a switch, it's labeled "Power." Flipping it the other way will turn on powerful notions that defy analysis and quantization. (And in your case, it'll get you a babe whose name doesn't end in.jpg! 8^)
Nederlands is niet zo moeilijk. Daar heb ik echt niet meer van mijn hersenen voor nodig dan de 10 procent die ik nu gebruik. Maar dat komt natuurlijk vooral omdat ik zelf een nederlander ben.
ObTranslation: Dutch is not that hard. I don't really require more of my brain than the 10 percent that I already use. But of course that's because I'm a Dutch person.
Satisfied?:)
Oh, and your English sucks;) (by the way, mine does too)
And when you consider telling me to get my tinfoil hat, have a look at what is underneath your own hat [securesites.com].
That's right, your pinneal gland is a great filter for the flouride you consume. I don't think flouridation is some grand conspiracy, I would just like to have a choice in whether or not I take this controversial medication.
Do you realize that fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face?
I can no longer sit back and allow communist infiltration, communist indoctrination, communist subversion, and the international communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.
I think someone has already achieved this. In fact, it shows that those who have this switch turned on, they tend to succeed better in life for some reason.
I was going to name a bunch of government officials and major company CEOs that are stupid but I'll just leave it to your imagination.
Now if they only had a switch... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Now if they only had a switch... (Score:5, Funny)
God dammit - I must stop reading Slashdot!
I'm afraid not (Score:3, Funny)
I'm afraid you have little chance of stopping. Slashdot uses Variable Ratio/Interval Positive Reinforcement to keep you here. Can't remember the difference right now, but it's a most effective behavior modification tool.
Better just post again. Your next post might get modded all the way up to 5! Check back often to see if you have a new high score. Come on, you know you want to.
Re:I'm afraid not (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Now if they only had a switch... (Score:1)
Re:Now if they only had a switch... (Score:5, Funny)
There already is. You don't use IRC allot do you?
Re:Now if they only had a switch... (Score:0, Offtopic)
Re:Now if they only had a switch... (Score:-1, Offtopic)
Please feel free to comment on my english after you manage to cough up some perfect dutch, both in spelling and in grammar. Good luck!
Re:Now if they only had a switch... (Score:-1, Offtopic)
Re:Now if they only had a switch... (Score:0, Offtopic)
ObTranslation: Dutch is not that hard. I don't really require more of my brain than the 10 percent that I already use. But of course that's because I'm a Dutch person.
Satisfied? :)
Oh, and your English sucks ;) (by the way, mine does too)
Re:Now if they only had a switch... (Score:1)
That may not be as funny as you think (Score:0)
And when you consider telling me to get my tinfoil hat, have a look at what is underneath your own hat [securesites.com].
That's right, your pinneal gland is a great filter for the flouride you consume. I don't think flouridation is some grand conspiracy, I would just like to have a choice in whether or not I take this controversial medication.
Re:That may not be as funny as you think (Score:0)
I can no longer sit back and allow communist infiltration, communist indoctrination, communist subversion, and the international communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.
Re:Now if they only had a switch... (Score:0)
Re:Now if they only had a switch... (Score:1)
In fact, it shows that those who have this switch turned on, they tend to succeed better in life for some reason.
I was going to name a bunch of government officials and major company CEOs that are stupid but I'll just leave it to your imagination.
- shazow
Re:Now if they only had a switch... (Score:0)
Re:Now if they only had a switch... (Score:0)
Re:Now if they only had a switch... (Score:0)
Re:Now if they only had a switch... (Score:0)
You can (Score:2)