I'm afraid you have little chance of stopping. Slashdot uses Variable Ratio/Interval Positive Reinforcement to keep you here. Can't remember the difference right now, but it's a most effective behavior modification tool.
Better just post again. Your next post might get modded all the way up to 5! Check back often to see if you have a new high score. Come on, you know you want to.;o)
There is a switch, it's labeled "Power." Flipping it the other way will turn on powerful notions that defy analysis and quantization. (And in your case, it'll get you a babe whose name doesn't end in.jpg! 8^)
I think someone has already achieved this. In fact, it shows that those who have this switch turned on, they tend to succeed better in life for some reason.
I was going to name a bunch of government officials and major company CEOs that are stupid but I'll just leave it to your imagination.
Now if they only had a switch... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Now if they only had a switch... (Score:5, Funny)
God dammit - I must stop reading Slashdot!
I'm afraid not (Score:3, Funny)
I'm afraid you have little chance of stopping. Slashdot uses Variable Ratio/Interval Positive Reinforcement to keep you here. Can't remember the difference right now, but it's a most effective behavior modification tool.
Better just post again. Your next post might get modded all the way up to 5! Check back often to see if you have a new high score. Come on, you know you want to.
Re:I'm afraid not (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Now if they only had a switch... (Score:1)
Re:Now if they only had a switch... (Score:5, Funny)
There already is. You don't use IRC allot do you?
Re:Now if they only had a switch... (Score:1)
Re:Now if they only had a switch... (Score:1)
In fact, it shows that those who have this switch turned on, they tend to succeed better in life for some reason.
I was going to name a bunch of government officials and major company CEOs that are stupid but I'll just leave it to your imagination.
- shazow
You can (Score:2)