by Anonymous Coward writes:
on Wednesday May 28, 2003 @11:04AM (#6057100)
May I have your attention please? May I have your attention please? Will the real UNIX Owner please stand up? I repeat, will the real UNIX Owner please stand up? We're gonna have a problem here..
Y'all act like you never seen linux source code before Jaws all on the floor like Bruce, like Linus just burst in the door and started whoopin that SCO's ass worse than before they were first with the source, throwin it over IBM (Ahh!) It's the return of the... "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding, he didn't just say what I think he did, did he?" And Novell Man said... nothing you idiots! Novell Man's dead, he's locked in my basement! (Ha-ha!) Kernel lovin men love Novell too SCO UNIX, I'm sick of it Look at them, walkin around suing users' you-know-what Flippin the you-know-who, "Yeah, but he's so cute though!" Yeah, SCO probably got a couple of screws up in the head loose But no worse, than what's goin on in their corporate boardrooms Sometimes, I wanna get on Slashdot and just let loose, but can't but it's cool for Cowboy Neal to spread his lie caboose "My source is on your lips, my source is on your lips" And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss And that's the message that we deliver to little kids And expect them not to know what an OS's source code is Of course they gonna know what linux sourse is By the time they hit fourth grade They got the Discovery Channel don't they? "We ain't nothing but hackers.." Well, some of us are slackers who cut other people open like smashed crackers But if we can hack a dead OS and take our source then there's no reason that a man and his penguin can't recourse But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote Men here wave anti-SCO flags, sing the chorus and it goes
I'm UNIX Owner, yes I'm the real Owner All you other UNIX Owners are just lying loaners So won't the real UNIX Owner please stand up, please stand up, please stand up?
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real Unix owner (Score:4, Funny)
Re:real Unix owner (Score:5, Funny)
Will the real Unix owner, please stand up, please stand up...
or, "Who owns the code code to the Unix source? SCO does.
who me?
yes you.
Couldn't be
Then who?
Novell owns the code to the Unix source
who me?
Yes you.
continue...
Ah, shit, why don't we just call it all open source and be happy.
Re:real Unix owner (Score:5, Funny)
May I have your attention please?
Will the real UNIX Owner please stand up?
I repeat, will the real UNIX Owner please stand up?
We're gonna have a problem here..
Y'all act like you never seen linux source code before
Jaws all on the floor like Bruce, like Linus just burst in the door
and started whoopin that SCO's ass worse than before
they were first with the source, throwin it over IBM (Ahh!)
It's the return of the... "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding,
he didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"
And Novell Man said... nothing you idiots!
Novell Man's dead, he's locked in my basement! (Ha-ha!)
Kernel lovin men love Novell too
SCO UNIX, I'm sick of it
Look at them, walkin around suing users' you-know-what
Flippin the you-know-who, "Yeah, but he's so cute though!"
Yeah, SCO probably got a couple of screws up in the head loose
But no worse, than what's goin on in their corporate boardrooms
Sometimes, I wanna get on Slashdot and just let loose, but can't
but it's cool for Cowboy Neal to spread his lie caboose
"My source is on your lips, my source is on your lips"
And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss
And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know what an OS's source code is
Of course they gonna know what linux sourse is
By the time they hit fourth grade
They got the Discovery Channel don't they?
"We ain't nothing but hackers.." Well, some of us are slackers
who cut other people open like smashed crackers But if we can hack a dead OS and take our source
then there's no reason that a man and his penguin can't recourse
But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Men here wave anti-SCO flags, sing the chorus and it goes
I'm UNIX Owner, yes I'm the real Owner
All you other UNIX Owners are just lying loaners
So won't the real UNIX Owner please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?
the sincerest form of flattery... (Score:3, Insightful)
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Well I do, so fuck him and fuck you too...
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