> Oh, and buy Cisco stock in 1998 and sell it in Jan 2000. >Period.
I tried that and I'm still broke.
So I went back and told my 13-year-old self it was OK to put the Cisco proceeds into something called "Enron", but that he had to sell the Enron in 2001.
And I'm still broke.
Now I gotta go back in time again and tell my 14-year-old self not use the Enron proceeds to buy airline stocks.
I tell ya, ever since Goldman Sachs left the brokerage business and went into temporal mechanics, my life's been a living hell!
> > Now I gotta go back in time again and tell my 14-year-old self not use the Enron proceeds to buy airline stocks. > > No, no, no! Don't *buy* airline stocks-- sell them short, and do it on or before September 10, 2001.
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Advice for my 12 year old self (Score:5, Funny)
Oh, and buy Cisco stock in 1998 and sell it in Jan 2000.
Period.
Re:Advice for my 12 year old self (Score:5, Funny)
>Period.
I tried that and I'm still broke.
So I went back and told my 13-year-old self it was OK to put the Cisco proceeds into something called "Enron", but that he had to sell the Enron in 2001.
And I'm still broke.
Now I gotta go back in time again and tell my 14-year-old self not use the Enron proceeds to buy airline stocks.
I tell ya, ever since Goldman Sachs left the brokerage business and went into temporal mechanics, my life's been a living hell!
Re:Advice for my 12 year old self (Score:2)
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> No, no, no! Don't *buy* airline stocks-- sell them short, and do it on or before September 10, 2001.
~wavylines~ The weather's fine in Guantanamo Bay. They even let some of us use Slashdot now! ~wavylines~
Re:Advice for my 12 year old self (Score:2)