by Anonymous Coward writes:
on Sunday February 09, 2003 @05:35PM (#5266498)
Cash: 1. Give cash to stripper at club 2. Lap Dance
Credit Card: 1. Give card to stripper 2. "Can I see some ID?" 3. Open up wallet to get ID 4. "Is that a picture of your wife?" 5. Deny being married and give stripper ID 6. "Kinda dark in here, lemme go look under that light there" 7. Stripper disppears and comes back 8. "Here's your card back, let me go ring this up" 9. Stripper disappears 10. Stripper reappears with receipt 11. Sign receipt 12. Lap Dance
Cash Isn't Going Anywhere (Score:2, Funny)
1. Give cash to stripper at club
2. Lap Dance
Credit Card:
1. Give card to stripper
2. "Can I see some ID?"
3. Open up wallet to get ID
4. "Is that a picture of your wife?"
5. Deny being married and give stripper ID
6. "Kinda dark in here, lemme go look under that light there"
7. Stripper disppears and comes back
8. "Here's your card back, let me go ring this up"
9. Stripper disappears
10. Stripper reappears with receipt
11. Sign receipt
12. Lap Dance
You forgot a few steps. (Score:2)
13. get bill back and see purchases you didn't make.
14. Discover said stripper stole your credit card number.
(/sarcasm)
Dolemite