Deep inside the Free Software Foundation's secret underground headquarters:

BMK: RMS! The GPL software alarm! Someone somewhere is releasing GPL'ed software under a non-GPL compatible NDA!

RMS: I might have guessed.. my arch nemesis the greedy capitalist Ransom Love, now using the power of his UnitedLinux alliance. Quick, Bradley, to the GNU-mobile!

....... several minutes later, outside the UnitedLinux building ....

RMS: So, Ransom Love, still up to your old tricks eh? And still using names for products that dont properly reflect the GNU project's contribution as well!

RL: Theres nothing you can do this time, Stallman! I'm releasing this beta and theres nothing you can do to stop me!!

RMS: Not so fast, Love. You didnt reckon with my MAGIC BEARD!

RL: OH NO!!!!

**** ZAP ****

....... later, back at the FSF headquarters ....

BK: Well, RMS, we certainly stopped that evil Ransom Love.

RMS: Yes Bradley, for the time being the world is safe again from the evil of Proprietory Software. But who knows when software hoarders will attack next?

Meanwhile, in the ruins of the UnitedLinux HQ..

RL: It's not over yet! I'll get you next time Stallman, next time!!!!