Hello, My Name is Bill Gates. Due to a recent administrative difficulty with the government of Nigeria, I himbly beseach your assistance in helping to move my $40,000,000,000 ass there. I will be so kind as to deposit a portion of this money in the account of your specification. Your assistance in this matter great isly apreciated, your servant, Bill Gates.
by Anonymous Coward writes:
on Sunday October 14, 2007 @01:57AM (#20971553)
From: billgates@microsoft.com X-Mailer: Microsoft Outlook Express 6.00.2800.1106 X-Mimeole: Produced By Microsoft MimeOLE V6.00.2800.1106 Date: Fri, 05 Oct 2007 16:11:04 +0000
Dear friend,
This letter might come to you as a surprise as we have not met before,but I believe that you would be compelled to help me after going through the contents of this letter.
My name is William Henry Gates III, borned October 28, 1955. I am a American entrepreneur, philantropist and chairman of Microsoft, a american software companny.
Basically, I was involved in maintaining my statusquo as the richest man in the world until August (2007), when a Mexican bilionaire called Carlos Slim surpassed my wealthy in (1) billion american dolars. He (Carlos Slim) did not stop at that; he also went on to afirm that his monopoly would be larger than mine.
As at this momemt, I have grudgingly gone to Nigeria, in disguise, to undertake seizure of a hiden part of my fortune, totalling an extra USD $28,750,000,000 (twenty eight billion, seven hundred and fifty million United State Dolars) that I obtained from several russian organizations for facilitating scams, trojans and keyloggers business in Windows(tm) systems. However, since I must fake otherwise, I can only unlock the money in the local branch of my bank in Abuja, but I cannot take the money back with me.
Hopefully, however, I can use the services of a Diplomatic Courier to move this money (registered as official docments) out of Nigeria to America.
All you need to do is to claim this money from the Courier Company. You will be required to contact the Courier Company that moved this money (oficial documents) out of Nigeria to America. All neccesaries which can facilitate andn enable you claim the money on my behalf will be forwarded to you as soon as your consent to procced is received.
For your assistance, you will be entitled to 20% of the total sum. This is over US $5,000,000,000 (five billion United State Dolars) for you, my friend.
Can you help me? Are you trustworthy? Can you handle this money? Are you capable of handling this money? If so, please contact me. I will send instructions on how you must make a (symbolic) small initial deposit by Western Union or MoneyGram (at your personal choice) to the Courier company which will be promptly returned to you, just to prove that you have a working bank account that can receive the aforementioned large sum of money.
Please send me your account details and address so that we can make this whole transaction as quick as possible.
Your sincerely, Mr. William Henry Gates (the third)
Basically, I was involved in maintaining my statusquo as the richest man in the world until August (2007), when a Mexican bilionaire called Carlos Slim surpassed my wealthy in (1) billion american dolars. He (Carlos Slim) did not stop at that; he also went on to afirm that his monopoly would be larger than mine.
Month ago it was proven Carlos' claim was unfounded. Bill Gates still *is* the richest man on Earth.
Actually given the rise of the Indian stock market this week Mukesh Ambani - the owner of Reliance is now the worlds richest man worth something like 65 billion dollars. Of course the Indian stock market tends to fluctuate so he may go back to being 7th richest. Reminds me of when a few years back Wipro shares were very high and Azeem Premji was the worlds 3rd richest man for a while. Now he is not in the top 20.
Hello, My Name is Bill Gates (Score:5, Funny)
Hello, My Name is Bill Gates. Due to a recent administrative difficulty with the government of Nigeria, I himbly beseach your assistance in helping to move my $40,000,000,000 ass there. I will be so kind as to deposit a portion of this money in the account of your specification. Your assistance in this matter great isly apreciated, your servant, Bill Gates.
*URGENT* HELP NEEDED TO TRANSFER FUNDS (Score:5, Funny)
X-Mailer: Microsoft Outlook Express 6.00.2800.1106
X-Mimeole: Produced By Microsoft MimeOLE V6.00.2800.1106
Date: Fri, 05 Oct 2007 16:11:04 +0000
Dear friend,
This letter might come to you as a surprise as we have not met
before,but I believe that you would be compelled to help me after
going through the contents of this letter.
My name is William Henry Gates III, borned October 28, 1955. I am a
American entrepreneur, philantropist and chairman of Microsoft,
a american software companny.
Basically, I was involved in maintaining my statusquo as the richest
man in the world until August (2007), when a Mexican bilionaire called
Carlos Slim surpassed my wealthy in (1) billion american
dolars. He (Carlos Slim) did not stop at that; he also went on to
afirm that his monopoly would be larger than mine.
As at this momemt, I have grudgingly gone to Nigeria, in disguise, to
undertake seizure of a hiden part of my fortune, totalling an extra USD
$28,750,000,000 (twenty eight billion, seven hundred and fifty million
United State Dolars) that I obtained from several russian organizations
for facilitating scams, trojans and keyloggers business in Windows(tm)
systems. However, since I must fake otherwise, I can only
unlock the money in the local branch of my bank in Abuja, but I cannot
take the money back with me.
Hopefully, however, I can use the services of a Diplomatic Courier to move
this money (registered as official docments) out of Nigeria to America.
All you need to do is to claim this money from the Courier Company. You will
be required to contact the Courier Company that moved this money (oficial
documents) out of Nigeria to America. All neccesaries which can facilitate
andn enable you claim the money on my behalf will be forwarded to you as
soon as your consent to procced is received.
For your assistance, you will be entitled to 20% of the total sum. This is
over US $5,000,000,000 (five billion United State Dolars) for you, my friend.
Can you help me? Are you trustworthy? Can you handle this money? Are
you capable of handling this money? If so, please contact me.
I will send instructions on how you must make a (symbolic) small initial
deposit by Western Union or MoneyGram (at your personal choice) to the Courier
company which will be promptly returned to you, just to prove that you have
a working bank account that can receive the aforementioned large sum of money.
Please send me your account details and address so that we can make this
whole transaction as quick as possible.
Your sincerely,
Mr. William Henry Gates (the third)
Re: (Score:2)
Re: (Score:3, Informative)
man in the world until August (2007), when a Mexican bilionaire called
Carlos Slim surpassed my wealthy in (1) billion american
dolars. He (Carlos Slim) did not stop at that; he also went on to
afirm that his monopoly would be larger than mine.
Month ago it was proven Carlos' claim was unfounded. Bill Gates still *is* the richest man on Earth.
Re: (Score:2)