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You forgot "head".
Also sometimes there's an "awk" near the "more" and "yes", but you have to be pretty damn good for that.
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Going the speed of light is bad for your age.
Missing Poll Option (Score:5, Funny)
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antipodies (Score:5, Interesting)
so to translate from american slang to australian
%s/lay/root/g
It makes calculus and algebra lectures more interesting, when the professor is searching for easy roots.
likewise in first year CS, when the professor is talking about "root access".
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An old joke... (Score:5, Funny)
unzip ; strip ; touch ; finger ; mount ; fsck ; more; yes ; umount ; sleep
Re:An old joke... (Score:5, Funny)
everyone knows it's dangerous to fsck a mounted filesystem.
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(sleep 22982400; exec -$SHELL)
in there somewhere, right?
Re:An old joke... (Score:5, Funny)
If you do that, you will get in SERIOUS trouble.
Didn't your programming professor tell you to check return values?
that should be:
unzip && strip && touch && finger && mount && fsck && more && yes && umount && sleep
otherwise, you will continue even if the previous action fails, and that would be sexual assault.
Remember to be safe! (Score:1)
Re:An old joke... (Score:2, Funny)
The ones you left out .
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You forgot "head".
Also sometimes there's an "awk" near the "more" and "yes", but you have to be pretty damn good for that.
Re:An old joke... (Score:3, Funny)
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whois; trace; date; yacc; gawk; ssh; unzip; strip; find; touch; finger; head; uptime; whereis; latex; mount; join; nice; man; top; split; fsck; gasp; more; yes; exit; umount; sleep; dump
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But remember kids! (Score:1)
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This must be what they call 'a quickie'.