CUTEST WEB SITE EVER DISCOVERED!!! 341
ToeSocks06 writes "The cutest site i've ever or youve ever seen is this
one CLICK IT NOW LOL!!! because they have the cutest pictures you will ever see
:) :) :) Like hamsters wearing SO CUTE hats and so many kittens zomg i love kitties
especially that brown one i hope they show him with hats to LOLOLOLOLOL!!! Ok I gottta go now bye!!!"
Time to Overload the Cute! (Score:3, Funny)
OMG!!! You /.'d the kitties!!! (Score:4, Funny)
I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY CMDRTACO!!! KITTY KILLER!!!
For heaven's sake, someone get a mirror up before the cute little baby ducks become part of the carnage too.
Re:Time to Overload the Cute! (Score:3, Interesting)
Kittens?! (Score:3, Funny)
Infinite Kittens and Mod Points (Score:5, Funny)
OMG WTF BBQ (Score:5, Funny)
(Can I get modded up for that on a day like today?)
Re:OMG WTF BBQ (Score:3)
HAHAHA OMG I fooled you lol!!!! APril Fools!! lol
Re:OMG WTF BBQ (Score:2)
LOLMG MORE! (Score:2)
CmdrTaco Has Been Taconapped!!! (Score:2)
I bet cuteoverload.com... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:I bet cuteoverload.com... (Score:5, Funny)
Yeah but they also never thought
Re:I bet cuteoverload.com... (Score:3, Insightful)
You Know (Score:5, Funny)
Excuse me.... (Score:3, Funny)
I think I won't be back to Slashdot until at least Sunday evening.
Very cute, but... (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:Very cute, but... (Score:5, Funny)
NOT EVEN April 1st YET! (Score:5, Funny)
Helloooo, Brokeback Website...
Re:Very cute, but... (Score:2)
What is it about ponies and girls? (Score:3, Informative)
Years ago when I was at high school I took a shortcut through the corridor where the year 10 girls had their lockers. I overheard the following conversation. It wasn't difficult to do so because it was shouted from one end of the crowded corridor to the other.
Girl 1: Hey! you hear $othergirl is pregnant again?
Girl 2: No? How did that happen?
Girl 1: Rode a horse bareback in the nude, how do you reckon?
Re:Very cute, but... (Score:2)
If you did, you'd see that the first result is to a page with OMG PONIES!!! [furnation.com]
And they have such wonderful hair - i wonder where they go to get it done...
Re:Very cute, but... (Score:2)
So, how many were expecting.... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:So, how many were expecting.... (Score:2, Funny)
I have been hit by goatse in clever and unexpected ways several times now, so I am perpetually wary...
Re:So, how many were expecting.... (Score:2)
Yes, its non worksafe folks and its equally as disgusting... be warned.
Aaaaaaah! (Score:3)
Hey guys :) (Score:5, Interesting)
Like the kittys are soooo cute
g2g ttyl
Re:Hey guys :) (Score:2)
Slashdotting (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Slashdotting (Score:2, Funny)
I don't know about that. They seem to be holding up so far. Maybe we should all have spent more time in Home Economics.
Re:Slashdotting (Score:2)
Tonight we slashdot the Internet, Pinky.
SB
My only fear.... (Score:5, Funny)
Tomorrow's Headline... (Score:5, Funny)
Slashdot Fanboy Index -- March 2006 Edition (Score:3, Funny)
BSD Fanboys (-50) -- Half of the small number of posts in the BSD section are arguments with trolls, and the other half is the same tired "BSD is more stable" stuff from 10 years ago. Apparently there's nothing else to talk about. BSD Fanboys are Dying!
OpenOffice/ODF Fanboys (-75) -- Trying to get excited about a word processor format is difficult. Especially when said word processor sucks.
Linux Desktop Fanboys (-85) -- The last person to virulently believe that KDE or Gnome was critical to the future of desktop computing switched back to Windows on Thursday.
Neutral
AMD Fanboys (0) -- It turns out that saving a few bucks on an off-brand CPU is a religious experience, not unlike Dianetics. Who knew?
Ascending
Nintendo Fanboys (+30) -- Imagine a video game controller which you can swing around like a wand. Now imagine a 30 year old man, wearing nothing but Mario Bros Underoos, swinging said controller around. Happy days are here again!
Firefox Fanboys (+40) -- Now that the price-fixing RAM Cartel has been broken up, the sky's the limit for Firefox.
Apple Fanboys (+100) -- A six month Vista delay equals six more months of free trolling!
Missing In Action
Matrox Fanboys (?) -- Would the last guy who brags about the superior image quality of his G400MAX please stand up?
Amiga Fanboys (?) -- I guess proprietary 500Mhz G4 hardware and a 20 year old OS isn't all it's cracked up to be.
Windows Fanboys (?) -- What's the fun of being a Alterate OS fanboy if we don't have you guys to kick around? Please come back!
Matrox Fanboy (Score:2, Flamebait)
Seriously, when you grow up and stop worrying about the number of 3D pixels you can render per millisecond, do yourself a favor and get yourself a decent card.
Ah, Matrox is goodness itself for 2D GUI applications. Mmm.
Today's Formula (Score:2)
2. ???
3. Slashdot Hall of Fame!!!
I just discovered... (Score:5, Insightful)
The best thing (Score:5, Funny)
In the meantime, you can always take advantage of +1 funny
The pronunciation of "LOL" (Score:2, Insightful)
No one can explain how this came to be, but once we realized we had suddenly started mispronouncing it, we decided to keep on keeping on with our crime against language simply due to the fact the "word" is so inherently stupid, we feel we are truly doing it justice.
Re:The pronunciation of "LOL" (Score:2)
Re:The pronunciation of "LOL" (Score:2, Funny)
I've got one tied up in the basement, but can't be bothered...
Re:The pronunciation of "LOL" (Score:5, Funny)
With that, let the fart-spelling commence.
Re:The pronunciation of "LOL" (Score:4, Funny)
Re:The pronunciation of "LOL" (Score:3, Funny)
Or, apparently as RIDICULOUS as trying to spell English words correctly.
Since it's April 1st, can I beat you mercilessly with a club until you remove that annoying fucking E from a word which never is spelled with an E, doesn't sound in the least like it has an E in it, and hell, just the presence of the E makes the Universe tremble in terror?
Sorry.
I really hate people who can't spell that word.
Re:The pronunciation of "LOL" (Score:5, Funny)
Re:The pronunciation of "LOL" (Score:3, Informative)
Um... (Score:5, Funny)
So I really think we should...
NO CARRIER
Re:Um... (Score:2)
On a more serious note, this might be be a good day to study how some people are able to take things in stride and play along, while others have difficulties coping with perceived "childish" things. I've always thought that those who still have their inner child within them are happier people.. life is only an ins
Re:Um... (Score:2)
Yes, (Score:2)
Yes, very subtle
Go back to bed, life will be normal when you get up again.
pssshh (Score:2, Informative)
I dunno... (Score:2)
Robbie the rabbit! (Score:2)
Awwww!! T_T
Re:Robbie the rabbit! (Score:2)
A simple "yes" would have sufficed as answer, now you hurt my feelings
Holy fucking Shit! (Score:2)
wow (Score:2)
I think the "editors" enjoy our quiet desperation - we know this pablum is just about as close to the bottom of the barrel as it gets (not to mention that they seem to have missed the point of the day's theme entirely), and yet are utterly unable to do anything about it.
Angry diatribe or not, there's gonna be a solid 24 hours of this - not to repeat myself - shit.
I'm about to vomit over the Slashdot site (Score:2)
Maybe some Google news today as well. *crosses fingers*
The Perfect Expression for Situations Like This (Score:2)
WHAT'S WITH THE CATS TODAY? (Score:3)
OMG We Slashdotted CmdrTaco (Score:2, Funny)
Re: (Score:2)
It's "Gay" (Score:2, Insightful)
I find it pretty offensive that you use the term "gay" as a derogatory term.
No, that's "ghey" (Score:2)
Re:It's "Gay" (Score:4, Insightful)
How about "kids" being used as a derogatory term? How about "old men" being used as a derogatory term?
Don't like it, screw you. Welcome to being a member of the public, and having to put up with others, as they put up with you.
Re:It's "Gay" (Score:2)
Re:It's "Gay" (Score:5, Informative)
1. Of, relating to, or having a sexual orientation to persons of the same sex.
2. Showing or characterized by cheerfulness and lighthearted excitement; merry.
3. Bright or lively, especially in color: a gay, sunny room.
4. Given to social pleasures.
5. Dissolute; licentious.
Re:It's "Gay" (Score:4, Insightful)
I find it funny that you're offended.
Perhaps you aren't aware that "gay" is in common usage by the youngsters as a pejorative term, and this is nothing but a parody of that usage.
If you would relax your offensive sensors a little, we wouldn't have to parse words so carefully for you, and you would instantly become a more attractive person.
Re:It's "Gay" (Score:4, Insightful)
Your argument isn't strengthened by name-calling.
> Gay could be in the same context as Cute.
You might've had a point if a precedent hadn't been set in the previous 3 articles:
[+] aprilfools, lame, omg, gay, thinkgeek (tagging beta)
[+] aprilfools, lame, omg, gay, birthday (tagging beta)
[+] aprilfools, gay, ponies, omg, pink (tagging beta)
I'm not sure how the tagging system works, but Slashdot is a moderated site, and the use of the term "gay" in this context arguably should be moderated out. I doubt the mods would let tags through if they had racial or misogynistic meanings, and homophobia should be treated no differently.
Re:It's "Gay" (Score:2, Insightful)
I know gay people who use "gay" in the context you described, so obviously it doesn't offend all gay people.
Already done (Score:2)
christ jesus, my eyes! (Score:2)
See you guys in 24.
Neat ranking system (Score:2)
Cmdr Taco got slashdotted (Score:2, Funny)
p.s. cmdr taco's one is the second link.
Thanks a whole farking lot. (Score:2)
Thanks a bunch, bungholes.
Happy farking April Fool's day.
well (Score:2)
Cat of the Day.com is the leader in cuteness (Score:2, Interesting)
The real joke: (Score:2)
The real joke is that many
required plug... (Score:2)
Don't click on the submitters link! (Score:2)
Other cute sites (Score:2)
No one's mentioned Daily Kitten [dailykitten.com] yet.
April Fool's (Score:2, Funny)
Nothing is cuter than... (Score:2, Funny)
Kittens just rule (Score:2, Funny)
The "LOL!!! OMG!!!! !!!!!" & jokes about women
The kittens
ha ha... their answer to slashdot... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:I absolutely, empathically disagree. (Score:4, Interesting)
Re:I absolutely, empathically disagree. (Score:2)
Re:I absolutely, empathically disagree. (Score:2)
Re:I absolutely, empathically disagree. (Score:2)
Re:I absolutely, empathically disagree. (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:I absolutely, empathically disagree. (Score:4, Funny)
Re:I absolutely, empathically disagree. (Score:2)
According to 666 people the zeitgeist for today, Saturday, April 01st 2006, is: SMILEY
On April Fools, I'm not sure whether that 666 number is fake or real...
Aw... I love you man. OMG! Ponies!!!! (Score:2, Funny)
Re:I absolutely, empathically disagree. (Score:5, Insightful)
And no minimum or maximum on the ratings of any post.
Re:I absolutely, empathically disagree. (Score:5, Insightful)
LOL, bunneys are so cute, they are just so cuddly, the way they jump and frlic is just darling. I love it when they lick my little nose.
Sorry, I use ot have rabits and think they make great pets, and all this pink...I just had a moment...it has passed.
Re:I absolutely, empathically disagree. (Score:2)
April fools is a lot more fun than this.
Re:I absolutely, empathically disagree. (Score:4, Informative)
I know its true, I saw it in a movie.
--
Hi from Reno, where they play Keno in the casino.
Tom, is that you? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Respectfully disagree... (Score:2)
Re:You want cute? (Score:4, Funny)
Cheers
Stor
Re:You want cute? (Score:2)