IBM Stories for 2009

USPTO Awards LOL Patent To IBM 274
ECMAScript Version 5 Approved 158
A Skeptical Reaction To IBM's Cat Brain Simulation Claims 198
IBM Smartphone Software Translates 11 Languages 102
IBM Takes a (Feline) Step Toward Thinking Machines 428
IBM's Answer To Windows 7 Is Ubuntu Linux 863
Arrested IBM Exec Goes MIA On the Web 185
IBM, Intel Execs Arrested Over Insider Trading 198
US House Decommissions Its Last Mainframe 152
IBM Faces DOJ Antitrust Inquiry On Mainframes 190
IBM Researchers Working Toward Cheap, Fast DNA Reader 90
Can IBM Take On Google, Microsoft With iNotes? 171
Electric Car Nano-Batteries Aim For 500-Mile Range 650
IBM's Patent To "Capture Expert Knowledge" With Games 97
IBM Policy Switches From MS Office To OO.o 331
IBM's Supreme Court Brief Says That Patents Drive Free Software 284
IBM Patents Tweeting Remote Control 282
Where Have You Gone, Bell Labs? 552
IBM Images a Single Molecule 169
IBM, Other Multinationals "Detaching" From the US 812
ACP, One of the Oldest Open Source Apps 102
IBM Scientists Build Computer Chips From DNA 97
IBM Uses Call-Detail Records To Identify "Friends" 116
IBM Seeks Patent On Digital Witch Hunts 136
POWER7 To Ship In First Half of 2010 73
IBM Releases Open Source Machine Learning Compiler 146
Microsoft-Backed Firm Says IBM Is Anticompetitive 174
IBM Claims Breakthrough In Analysis of Encrypted Data 199
How IBM Plans To Win Jeopardy! 154
IBM Wants Patent For Regex SSN Validation 281
IBM Patents Changing Color of E-Mail Text 132
IBM "Invents" 40-Minute Meetings 161
IBM Computer Program To Take On 'Jeopardy!' 213
Ballmer, IBM Surprised By Oracle-Sun Deal 324
IBM Withdraws $7B Offer For Sun Microsystems, Says NYT 291
IBM About To Buy Sun For $7 Billion 699
IBM Tries To Patent Offshoring 242
What an IBM-Sun Merger Might Mean For Java, MySQL, Developers 292
Sun In Talks To Be Acquired By IBM 526
IBM Files Patent For Bullet-Dodging Bionic Armor 379
IBM Offers to Send Laid-Off Staff to Other Countries 493
IBM Building 20 Petaflop Computer For the US Gov't 248
IBM Hides the Bodies, Eyes US Government Billions 410
IBM Wins Most Patents In a Single Year For 2008 99
IBM Creates MRI With 100M Times the Resolution 161

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