It's funny. Laugh. Stories for 2005

Great Hacks and Pranks Of Our Time 315
You've Got Indictments 119
Robot Receptionist with an Attitude 117
2005 Foot In Mouth Awards 322
The Neediest Dolls In The World 149
Does Having Fun Make IT More Enjoyable? 249
Your Best Exam Stories? 247
Mario Hacks MIT 20
Groening Confident on Futurama Relaunch 462
Game Rag Makes With The Funny 12
Sam and Max Online Comic 13
Reality TV "Astronauts" Lift Off 644
Top 10 System Administrator Truths 561
Coca-Cola's Coffee Soda 563
The 2005 IT Year In Quotes 142
Get RSS Feeds on Your Toilet Paper 247
First Cell Phone for Dogs 395
Singing Science 129
Sony Paid for Fake PSP Graffiti? 129
Company Claims Development of True AI 512
Ctrl-Alt-Delete Animated Series Announced 54
Open Source Worse than Flying 912
Pictures by Hive Mind 164
The Funniest Places for Hardware Stickers? 146
Stealing Legos for fun and profit? 139
Copy Machines At Greater Risk During Holidays 177
ELOTH:TES Makes The News 24
U.K. Says Botnets Good Sign 123
Star Trek Spoof Top Finnish Movie 242
Movies in Fifteen Minutes 77
How To Write Unmaintainable Code 437
Richard Stallman Accosted For Tinfoil Hat 549
IT Workers Worst Dressed Employees 959
Aluminum Foil Hats Will Not Stop "Them" 433
Cow Tipping is a Myth 153
Winners of the 18th IOCCC 110
Will Strip For Games 35
The Ultimate Star Trek Collection 414
German IT Outfit Bans Whining 320
Yahoo Map Engineers Prank Google 128
OMG Girlz Don't Exist On Teh Intarweb! 225
Nestle Patents Coffee Beer 471
Is Your Office Haunted? 266
Underground 'Cold War City' For Sale 242
How Zombies Work 189
Slacker or Sick 232
End User License Gems 546
Jack Thompson Calls The Feds On PA 85
Jack Thompson Under Investigation 214
Jack Thompson Rescinds Offer 430
Microchips for Dangerous Animals? 185
Dilbert Hiding On Your CPU 210
The Princess Bride Musical 342
200gb Hack for iPod Nano 322
2005 IgNobel Prize Awards 88
Python vs. Alligator 99
Armed Dolphins Released Into Gulf of Mexico 534
World of Warcraft is Infectious 91
Wikipedia's New Archnemesis 335
The Tech of Burning Man 352
Statically Charged Man Ignites Office 391
Rockstar Strikes Back 81
Ladies and Gentlemen Allow Me to Introduce the Cat Car 614
Sun's Bold New Ad Campaign 426
Dvorak on Microsoft Confusing the Market 456
ESR Gets Job Offer From Microsoft 642
Secretaries Sacked After Flamewar at Work 644
How I Failed the Turing Test 326
Google Plans To Destroy Unindexed Information 319
Tracking Down a Cell Phone Thief 254
Report Claims Men More Intelligent Than Women 1523
10 Computer Mishaps 898
A Podcast from Network Administrators 95
British Soldiers Get Germ-Fighting Undies 280
Linux For Supervillains 256
Jerk-O-Meter to Meter Jerks 235
MAD's 10 Worst Things about Gaming 93
The NetBSD Toaster 229
ZDNet UK Begs for Google's Forgiveness 621
Little Gamers Downloadable Comic Book 16
Slashback: Randomness, Donations, Ramp 127
Computer Analyst Wins Best Worst Writing Contest 124
E-mail Is For Old People 562
Apple Campus Missing From MSN Earth 413
Exploding Water Balloons In Zero G 142
Why I Hate the Apache Web Server 558
Top 10 Web Fads 490
Using Google Maps to Get Out of a Traffic Ticket 817
Direct to DVD Futurama Movie 224
White Lies Help Stressed Computer Users 333
How Episode IV Should Have Ended 375
Last Year's Gadgets Get New Life As... Jewelry 249
Astrologer Sues NASA Over Comet Probe 999
Owner of the Word Stealth 'Protecting' Rights 745
Statler And Waldorf From the Balcony 155
Vehicle for Cockroaches 198
Britain's First Jedi Member of Parliament 1165
Ars's Skeptical Take on Wired's NextFest 138
Rats 'Cripple' NZ Web Access 305
What's the Best Geek Joke You Know? 449
London Turned into Giant Board Game 272
The Onion in 2056 387
All Your Base Are Turned Five 223
iPod Gets The Royal Nod 225
The Rise and Fall of Blogs 433
Using an Old Space-Suit as a Satellite 183
Wisconsin Corpse Plant To Bloom Again 231
Nerds Make Better Lovers 1148
Realistic Sysadmin Workload for a Company of 30? 181
Holy Men in Tights! Academic Superhero Conference 301
The Science of Star Wars 538
Monty Python's SPAMalot Wins 5, no 3 Tony Awards 193
TIE Fighter Case Mod 195
Morse Coders Beat SMSers 483
Zalman Showcase Massive P4 Heatsink 396
w00t is 3rd Favorite Non-Dictionary Word 422
Scientific Research That Could Have Been Avoided 413
Virtual Magic Kingdom Beta Launches 51
Linux and OpenOffice save Microsoft Presentation 447
Tinfoil Hat House 896
Star Wars Premier: The Line People 379
Contagious Media Showdown 114
New Shoe Designed to Kick-Start Couch Potatoes 236
UK Ministry of Defense Broken by Spoof Video 574
Dvorak on the LinuxWorld Fracas 677
The Worst Foods to Eat Over a Keyboard 691
LUGRadio Live This Summer 87
Star Wars Sickout 715
You're Smarter When You're Horizontal 78
Broadway Awards Spam 121
Internet Hunting Banned in California 984
Baltimore Kinetic Sculpture Race Photos 51
Wink Chosen to Receive Noble Piece Prize 210
Hong Kong Boy Scouts to Protect IP 617
Hitchhikers Guide Movie Might Become a Trilogy 502
Lawsuit Says GPL is a Price-Fixing Scheme 850
Time Travelers' Convention 836
A Look at Silicon Valley Cafeterias 238
The Darth Vader Blog 176
Snails Edge Out ADSL 205
HHG2G Exec. Producer Robbie Stamp Answers 221
Nintendo DS Wireless in Freefall 202
Email Worse Than Marijuana For Intelligence? 700
Lyrics to OpenBSD 3.7 Song Released 65
Telegraph Reviews Hitchhiker Movie, Approves 293
Promoting Webcomics? 69
Randomly Generated Paper Accepted to Conference 658
USB Disco Dance Floor 357
The Complicated Way to Turn on a Flashlight 129
Caltech Pranks MIT's Prefrosh Weekend 530
What Dirty Tricks Did You Use for April Fool's? 121
Hitachi Goes Perpendicular 319
Court Denies Smucker's PB&J Patent 388
Planet Simpson 176
Finally ... RoboShark! 246
What Ever Happened to 'Toothing'? 323
Howard And Nester Comic Archive 38
Computer Crash Reactions Examined 573
Longest Chemical Name: 64,060 letters 133
Professor Finds Fault with MS Grammar Checker 607
Joke-e-oke Makes You a Comedian 279
18th International Obfuscated C Code Contest Opens 187
Credit card signatures: Useless? 1067
Batterylife Activator Reviewed 213
How to Spackle and Plaster a Black Hole 18
Holy LEGO Blocks, Batman! 272
'Spamalot' Subscribers to Get Spam ... a Lot 123
Forbes Lists Top Corporate Hate Web Sites 456
Israeli Army Frowns on D&D 984
Arm Wrestling Robots Beaten By A Teenage Girl 300
Daily Grind Webcomic Challenge 264
Craigslist to Beam Ads into Space (for Free) 251
RFID + Dart gun = DartMail! 238
Intelligent MIDI Sequencing with Hamster Control 245
How to Build a Hard Drive Wind Chime For Spring 197
DRM for 1'3" of Silence 637
Man Finds $1,000 Prize in EULA 446
EA Founder Predicts MS Purchase of Nintendo 132
Cyrix Hotplate Howto 172
Software Distribution By Vinyl 279
l33tspeak For Parents By Microsoft 159
Serial Burglar Caught on Webcam 561
Linux-Based Cat Feeder 420
The Crawlspace Tankcam 167
Copyright Infringement and Shoplifting Contrasted 562
Artists Against 419 Releases Mugu Marauder 222
SF Writers Sting Supposedly Traditional Publisher 474
Sushi Prepared on a Printer 306
Grand Theft Auto: Myst 48
Intergalactic Bounty Hunters Wanted 83
Revenge for the Foil Apartment? 181
Politics-Oriented Software Development 126
Counter-Strike Movie Deal Signed 63
Monkeys Pay for Monkey Porn 391
Microsoft in 2008 365
Running Windows Viruses Under Linux 361
Asteroid Named After Douglas Adams 314
Do Game Designers Burn Out Like Rock Stars ? 123
Writing Fiction Using SubEthaEdit 185
Through The Steve Ballmer Looking Glass 470
Monday, January 24th to be Worst Day of the Year 578
International Obfuscated C Code Tattoo 56
Bill Gates in 1983 Teen Beat Magazine 637
Scalable Enterprise Buzzword Solutions 357
Winning Souls In World Of Warcraft 141
Oh! Super Toaster! 185
Pair Arrested After Telling Lawyer Jokes 657
January's Toast to Tech Evil 82
This Call May Be Monitored ... 443
Too Much Gaming, Anyone? 894
Man Auctions Forehead Advertising on eBay 325
India's Cops Meet Technology 393
A Pizza Box for Your Laptop 526