It's funny. Laugh. Stories for 2004

Caltech and JPL Build 50ft Robot 147
Whippersnappers Bad-Mouth Old Games 699
Penny Arcade Holiday Strip Series #5 39
Tech Headlines You Won't Read in 2005 171
Penny Arcade Holiday Strip Series #4 18
The Twelve Days of Crunch Time 8
Top 100 Toys From The '70s or Thereabouts 307
Gingerbread Computers! 191
Penny Arcade Holiday Strip Series #3 20
More on H2G2, Including an Early Review 294
Penny Arcade Holiday Strip Series #2 53
Penny Arcade Holiday Strip Series #1 308
Bad Science Awards 724
Usenet Psychic Wars With Wikipedia 605
Robbers Scared by GTA 472
Segway Polo 126
Patently Silly Blog 11
Gaming Gifts For the Obscenely Rich 67
Online Aromatherapy in Japan 144
One-Man Star Wars Trilogy Returns to Chicago 123
PA Sues Online 'University' For Spamming 313
The Illiteracy of Corporate American E-Mail 1267
History of the First Internet 396
Golden Spam Cans to Promote Python Musical 137
Things To Do Before You Die 675
Tycho and Gabe Respond to Your Questions 221
Recycling Gone Wrong: The AOL Throne 298
Hacking Vodka 570
RF Connector Chess Set 262
Internet Hunting 892
UK Group Wants Mandatory Flash For Phone Cams 438
Web Comics Make The Small Screen 144
Ask Gabe and Tycho of Penny Arcade 559
Profanity Adventures 56
Creative Data Loss 350
Excel Registered as Trademark, 19 Years Late 250
Half Life 2 Available, Delays Not Valve's Fault 759
Warezed SoundForge Files In Windows Media Player 1001
Segway vs. Roomba 153
How Computers Work... in 1971 353
Video iPod Available... Sort of 297
Science's Limits Are Only Self-Imposed 53
2004 IOCCC Winners Source Code Released 175
Humor in Games? 345
Programmers Hold Funerals for Old Code 342
Shootout: 'rm -Rf /' vs. 'Format C:' 513
Funniest IT Related Boasts You've Heard? 490
Does Redskins Loss Presage A Kerry Win? 1343
Working iPod Halloween Costume 313
Halloween Pumpkin Carving 114
Gentoo Ricer Comparison 573
What Your Choice of Linux Distro Says about You 494
DIY Polling Shows Bush, Kerry Will Win 112
Age of Ornithology The Flight for Freedom Begins 28
Dremel Pumpkin Carver 167
If You Had To Vote Based On Candidates' Web Pages 112
The 419eater Community Pulls Some Legs 219
Kerry Blows Red Sox Stats, Again, and Again 180
Mac OS X Panther On A 25MHz Centris 650 499
Apple Design Award Cube Spills Its Guts 116
Would You Drink This Water? 583
Political Yard Sign Wars Wage as Election Nears 248
Hannu H. Kari Gives The Internet 2 More Years 465
Distress Signal Emitted By Flat-Screen TV 514
X10 Hallowe'en Display 151
Obfuscated Vote Counting Contest 223
Jon Stewart on CNN's Crossfire 1254
The Conference Bike 198
Urbz: Sims in the City Comix 19
Halo 2 Launch Party in Times Square 18
Review of Team America World Police 615
Presidential Candidate 'Computer Dating' 122
Redskins Football Games Predict Election Winner 91
Scientists Define Murphy's Law 324
Wacky Co-Worker Habits? 121
Caffeinated Beer Becomes a Reality 657
Coffee is Addictive 569
Review: Juvenile Felis Catus 350
2004 Ig Nobel Prizes Announced 204
Dilbert's Ultimate House 290
What's in Your Billfold? 185
Dear Microsoft Windows ... 617
Daily Show's Viewers Best O'Reilly's In Political Quiz 254
Mel Brooks Says 'Spaceballs' Sequel In The Works 427
Upgrade Your Dog 296
OpenBSD 3.6 Song Released 63
Megatron, Skeletor Announce Political Endorsements 49
Football Fans For Truth 118
Not Life After Death -- Email After Death 312
The Last Starfighter--The Musical! 345
Swimming As Easy In Syrup As In Water 94
Tracking The (English) Words We Use 332
Why You Should Never Lose Your Digital Media 671
Replace Your Windows With LCD Panels 380
Lexar JumpDrive Password Scheme Cracked 565
Obsessively Detailed Map Of Springfield 371
Dave Barry on Electronic Voting 323
New Trailer For Upcoming Hitchhiker's Episodes 179
Cleansing Hardware Of Dead Pig Odors? 693
Cooking for Engineers 432
Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow 571
Beat Spam By Not Using Email 314
Tech Team Traditions? 173
Most Fun Way to Leave a Bad Job? 371
Internet Babylon 147
MST3K Rightsholders Sue Over Theater Commentary 312
Both Tea And No Tea - Updated Hitchhiker's Game 314
Jet-Powered Wheelchair 244
Ring-Tone Barons? Japanese Record Companies Raided 181
The Search Engine Belt Buckle 244
Software For Slackers: Lockout 217
Defcon 12 Running Man Contest 85
Fold Till You Drop 151
South Park Creators Have A New Film 446
Jabberwocky In ActionScript 156
Not Enough Ads? Install Adbar. 451
Microsoft Windows: A Lower Total Cost of 0wnership 524
The Dark Side Of DefCon's Wireless Network 185
Anti-Wi-Fi Wallpaper 233
Virginia Tech "Corpse Plant" To Bloom On August 4th 40
Net Addiction Gets Finnish Soldiers Out Of Army 612
Parrots, Pythons And Things That Go Splat 43
Fun With Passwords? 159
Scientists Study The Scream Of The Squirrel 43
Segway Revolutionizes Polo 242
Sal Wise, Philly eBay Scammer Strikes Back! 367
Celebrity Casting For LOTR 338
Are You Annoying? 656
Just Add, Umm, Water 496
eBay Scam Victim Strikes Back 631
Fifteen Years of Technology Reporting 182
Building Your Own Extra-Large Keyboard 305
Are Mac Users Smarter than PC Users? 987
Steven Hawking Loses Bet On Black Holes? 477
32,000 "Why I'm Tired" Emails 511
419 Scammer Gets Scammed 295
How To Make Friends on the Telephone 327
Who Really is the "Director" of Dashboard? 92
The Traveling Salesman Problem Meets Starbucks 499
Requiem For A Motherboard 502
Ghenghis Khan Descendants Eat For Free 74
Write Poetry In UML 18
Large User Groups Cause Spontaneous Greying 385
Spider-Man 2 Has Over 30 Mistakes 750
Military on Alert for Killer Coke Cans 338
What Was Your Worst Computer Accident? 1542
Forward This Article And Get Paid $203.15 531
A How-Not-To Guide to Cyber-Extortion 311
RIAA Dumps Unsold Inventory to Settle Anti-Trust Case 575
Our Friend, The Meter 1672
Dan Kaminsky Suggests Having Fun with DNS 212
Star Trek: New Voyages, Downloadable Video 349
Happy Birthday, UNIVAC I 241
Flashing Back to the Dotcom Era: 24 Hour Dotcom 183
80,012 Text Messages In One Month 328
E3 Movie Cache Highlights Microsoft's Apprentice Spoof 31
Spam as Poetry 281
The Mathematics of Futurama 481
An Analysis Of Email Disclaimers 334
LA to Oregon at Mach 9 569
Harmless Pranks During a Downsizing? 140
Make Your Own Paper Videogame Arcade 22
Online Plagiarist Sues University 693
The Single Man's Guide To TV Dinners 252
What 'Network Games' Could Have Looked Like 98
HHGTG Screenwriter Interviews Himself 257
Doctors' Neckties Transmit Germs 100
Remote New Zealand Volcano Sees Dinosaur Alert? 312
Finally Geeks Available in Action Figure Form 194
13 Energy Drinks In 3 Sessions 374
EBay Yanks Auction For Schwarzenegger's DNA 17
Worst Explanation From Tech Support? 1907
Newsflash: Gourmet Coffees Have Lots Of Caffeine 500
Tongue-Controlled Gameboy Advance SP Launched 248
"Real" Real Time Strategy? 166
SCO Prides Itself on Inspiring FUD 241
Fathers of Linux Revealed: Tooth Fairy & Santa Claus 739
Eigenfaces Online Service 149
P-P-P-PowerBook for a S-S-S-Scammer... 540
The Home Parallel Universe Test 754
SCO Caught Copying 351
H2G2 Film Website 321
G5 in an iMac 89
The Meaning Behind Intel Code Names? 84
Videogame Character Threatens National Security? 396
Revealed: How Fedora And The Community Interact 262
ElectriClerk Computer Of The Future 89
Megway - New Competition For The Segway 220
Build A Stereo From an Old Hard Disk 167
Pizza From the Command Line 418
U of Chicago Scavenger Hunt List - 2004 268
Apple Patented by Microsoft 336
Kinetic Sculpture Race 2004 69
Swedish Pirate Demo 537
PacManhattan Relocates Classic Game To New York Streets 326
Green Tea Cleans Hard Drive Heads 156
Two Funnies: BotBOFH and Joy of Tech 74
1981 Personal Computer Catalog 437
Robocones 291
Control Lightshow Over Dublin Sky From A Webpage 162
OO.org Selects Its Own Sea Bird 413
Summer Is Coming; Will Your Mousing Hand Survive? 215
People Feel Loyalty To Computers 476
HDD Assault Cannon 440
Need A Few Post-Its Around The Office? 393
What's Geekier Than a Ferengi Bridesmaid? 145
Another Fan-Made TRON Costume 327
419er Lost in Space 198
Silly Product Instructions? 215
AmEx vs. rec.humor.funny 423
BBC To Air First Televised Sperm Race 60
Rocket Science vs. Barry Bonds 285
The Blues for LEDs 475
Installing Linux on a Dead Badger 511
Humanoid Robot Conducts Beethoven Symphony 248
How To Catch A Scammer/Spammer 382
Make Your Own TRON Costume 205
British Chicken-Warmed Nuke 195
Pigeons' Bandwidth Advantage Quantified 462
Homestar Runner Atari 2600 RPG Nears Release 51
Spread The Love (And Pay Us) 442
May The Force (of Mayonnaise) Be With You! 21
Spammer's Porsche Up For Grabs 232
Pranks for April Fool's Day 2004? 169
Wearable Technology Fashion Show 174
Always Look on the Bright Side of Life 915
OpenBSD Meets The Cat License Sketch [updated] 77
Thebroken Videos 364
Wooden Computer Accessories 467
RMS to Move Into Bill Gates Building Today 645
Can Your ATM Play Beethoven? 657
Live Chat Salespeople On Web Sites 279
Arguing the Case for Fair-Use by Example? 31
Tom's Hardware Investigates Michael's Computers 609
Epson's Female Printer 697
City Officials Almost Ban Foam Cups 1055
Lifting The Lid On Computer Filth 567
Reanimated Lobsters? 104
Retro Vision 254
Beer Bubbles Really Do Sink 137
Free Associating On The Surface Of Mars 55
A Peek At Script Kiddie Culture 470
Banryu, Robot Or Dragon? 259
The Memory Masters 282
British School Offers Elvish Lessons 356
The Oft Frustrating Job of a Sysadmin 588
Adding Background Noise To Your Phone Call 280
See Spot Surf 277
CodeCon, Placebos, Fear, Yoyo-hacking, Dune, etc. 108
Fired Via Instant Message 367

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