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Mail Order Bride 21
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Library Filtering Update 179
Slashdot's 10,000th Story 238
Free Love 11
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Yet Another LinuxWorld Update 40
Andover.Net and VA Linux Join Together 276
Slashdot Live @ LinuxWorld 90
Live From the Stomach of a Whale 18
Updated Slash & Server 51 78
Slash v0.9 Released 265
Live From The Asteroid Fortress 13
Interview: CmdrTaco and Hemos Tell All 463
Special Interview: Rob Malda and Jeff Bates 364

I've noticed several design suggestions in your code.