The only porn I can view on a calculator is BOOBS.
I would create a web page that will let people download copyright works that are about to expire in a year. And see if anyone tries to sue. If no one does, I will put up copyright works that will expire in two years and see who cares to sue. Keep bumping the number up to see what the real threshold is for years in copyright before someone decides it is appropriate to spend money protecting these works.
The portable, memory enhancing electro-shock band is so comfortable, you'll forget you are wearing it.
Do I get a refund if the memory fails before a billion years?