And no one is saying that sequestration was originally Obama's idea.

OK, let's follow this hare down the rabbit hole.
Do away with email and create more 29hr/week( praise be the messiah 0bama for this one ) postal carriers.
Stop news sites on the internet and create more newspaper routes for jobless teenagers.
Stop IM and create telegraph runners.

Anything else you want to add to your version Directive 10-289? :-\

He deliberately aided and abetted an enemy.
His trial and execution should have been a done deal 2.5 years ago.

the devolution of Rhodesia into Zimbabwe.

because of this EPA requirement
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The design, construction, and operation of the LCS should maintain a maximum height of leachate above the composite liner of 30 cm (12 in).
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There isn't enough water in a landfill for waste to biograde. It is mummified through compaction and dehydration. The smaller plastic bags are in fact better since they take up less space in a landfill.

to stop drilling in the US to prop up their monopoly on energy for the US?

It is called a 'shotgun sleepover'. Call your redneck friends over. Promise a case of beer per burglar.

Most things are not straight line linear events.

YEAH MAN!
ARPANET was created by a beatnik that was tripping on acid.

Sometimes, you just need a K/T event to clean out the old and start afresh.

where the local government only allows cell towers to be built if they're part of a company controlled by a local judge.

Were the 3,000 killed on 9/11 convicted of a crime and had a sentence hearing where they got capital punishment for this 'alleged' crime?

Phuque OBL. He was a terrorist. He killed people. He reaped what he sowed. Cry me a river for a dead terrorist.

to destroy the People's Republic of Kaliforniaistan. The Libtards and their tax policies are going to replicate their success of Detroit across the entire state.

which are those idiots on two wheelers that pay zero for the usage of the king's highway, impede traffic everywhere they go, and ignore traffic laws at a whim. They need to be taxed to cover their fair share of the burden of having the roads maintained, their vehicles registered with the state, pay insurance to cover the mayhem they cause by their mere presence, prove they can operate safely on the road, and have a minimum mandated safety equipment(lights, reflectors, mirrors, etc) on their vehicles.

Now that Slashdot crowd has been hoisted upon their own petard over the CT shooting. The fanatics are certain that they're going to get the Second Amendment and have now started on the First.

We told you so. We told you so. We told you so.
You know, somehow, "I told you so" just doesn't quite say it.