At some point the bottle will fail and the soda will erupt.
Can you say on which drop? Can you say how it will fail (split seam, pinhole rupture that expands, cap failure?)
No? But you can say that it likely will if the behavior continues.
Lets take another example, say HDD failure. Any HDD will fail, at some point. Is it head failure? Bearing failure? Temperature damage to the media? You do not know, but you can say it WILL fail.
So, nice troll attempt, but it falls flat.
# wget popcorn-6.2.1.tgz
# tar xvf popcorn-6.2.1.tgz
# cd popcorn-6.2.1
# make -install
Please forgive errors, I don't eat popcorn anymore so my popping skills are rusty, but still better than that microwave apt-get popcorn.
I do not see this ending well.