Comment: Re:Free marketing (Score 1) 45
I'm wondering if there's a loophole to get around it by not selling the actual game, but maybe bundling it with a guide book or audio cd from the game and get the game for free.
Comment: Re:I'm sure this is a silly question... (Score 5, Informative) 63
I'd buy it just for the lolz, if I could find the damn link where you can actually post an offer.
Minimum bid as of this posting is $1900. Snap Names
Comment: Won't that interfere with... (Score 1) 351
the whalers on the moon?
Comment: Loooks like somebody... (Score 1) 276
Is trying to create Coke M.U.L.E.
Comment: Re:Tiring (Score 1) 83
The only comma inducing video game I can think of is Mavis Beacon Teaches Typing. I'm also not sure that it's so much of a game.
Comment: Opportunity? (Score 3, Interesting) 349
This will be a good opportunity for the government to see how good hacking/jailbreaking/etc. is, and they can install geohot's fix so they don't lose linux support.
Comment: Let's Outsource! (Score 1) 192
So if this is what they can come up with, can we outsource our writing of copyright laws to India?
Comment: Art has no definition... (Score 1) 733
If I say I am an artist and I create something, doesn't it automatically become art? How it is experienced, whether or not you agree with it, or for any other reason, somebody outside of the artist cannot say it is not art. Therefore, if a videogame creator says that his work is art, it is art.
Comment: Re:Insanity. (Score 3, Funny) 673
Aren't the simpsons kids over 20 years old now?
Comment: Re:Just one word for you, son--"porn" (Score 4, Funny) 111
The possibilities here are so boundless that it simply boggles the mind.
I fear for some people's self esteem...they're going to take a picture of their own dick, and google will return the results... "Did you mean to search for penis?"
Comment: Re:Good grief.. (Score 1) 942
We should most likely consume our children too (at least once they're plump enough to make something substantial). Through their life, I can't imagine the environmental footprint that they'll leave behind.
Comment: Re:Next issue... (Score 1) 413
hopefully we have the technology now to see amy's obscene tattoo!
Comment: Re:Tabs on top, do it NOW! (Score 4, Funny) 556
I think mathematically and aesthetically, tabs should be placed in a fibonacci spiral.
Comment: Re:What about the fishies? (Score 1) 301
That may not work. You might have to ramp it up over time. Start with hamsters, sure. Work your way up through cats, dogs, and eventually you can work your way up to seals.
Personally, I'm going to eat another steak every time they issue a press release. Not sure how effective it'll be, but it's sure tasty.
I read this wrong as ramp it over time, so you start by using a shovel, then later on you put down cinder blocks and some plywood, and start jumping a row of hamsters with your monster truck.
Comment: Re:What about the fishies? (Score 1) 301
Would this have a huge impact on fish species? If this is occurring in a natural estuary, there should be minimal environmental impact.