Wow. Impressive that you made it through boot camp without a Court martial. So did I, even though my dad was a Sargent Major who didn't need to beat any of his 6 kids, including my disabled sister. Thanks for not having kids, though
Karaoke,typing out phone conversations as you are speaking so you don't have to listen. build website to take advantage of serial conversation interfaces,have a small device that fits on a keychain with 5 or so buttons. A small,web connected green computer.
No problem. I enjoy astroturfing.