For those unfortunate to not get the joke: Ask Mr. Lizard

Hey, maybe the holdup is because they are trying to take it, but are stuck in an endless loop!

Yes, well over a decade.

Given the nature of the experiment, I'm pretty sure his name was Melvin "Toxie" Junko.

If these glassholes are irritable, would they be called glass cannons?

Given your animosity, I say you would want to touch it with a ten foot poleaxe.

We don't need to see them in bed to figure where this is going, do we?

So, is that an average cost of $3.25 per gallon of amps? Or $3.25 per litre of voltage?

Did they grab popefrancis.xxx?

I really thought you'd go out on a limb for your friend here and actively demonstrate to him why this is such a bad idea.

That's because it was most likely reviewed by a copy given to publishers and other reviewers prior to retail. There was no stress to bear on their cloud when it was just a few reviewers testing the product, so everything went smooth. But when it came time for the floodgates to open, the cons of their cloud-centered setup got exposed. This is one those situations where when it works, it's all fine and dandy, but when it doesn't, it crashes and burns for just about everyone.