I think that intel instruction set needs a major revamp. It's old, and tends to not match the current software trends. They keep adding stuff but are afraid of a major redesign of their architecture because it would break current existing software.
- C++, JS and Ruby seem to generate most profanity
- Python & PHP compete for for least profanity
- C is somewhere in the middle
All Finagle Laws may be bypassed by learning the simple art of doing without thinking.