"Slut Wars, the force unleashed on your Wii Wii"
Even fiber optic cable is getting laid...
Never mind. Your turn will come someday.
"GPS should never replace maps and mapreading skills"
Because when 2012 comes, only those of us with map-reading skills will be able to find the good stuff. I'll be navigating my way to gun shops and twinkie factories, while you get lost in the lingerie department at Walmart.
Old programmers never die, they just branch to a new address.